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Post by CROOK TOWN on Oct 22, 2008 19:49:25 GMT
4k me, thats margie in the middle... i dont believe it.... thought she was banned on here.. ;D Nice to see that although you're still in mourning, you're coping with your grief thats not very funny catherine, she died a year ago.. there was a family get together at the weekend.. no need for a mourning wisecrack.
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Post by caveman on Oct 22, 2008 21:00:35 GMT
PART 5 .................CC's Ferrari coasted to a halt outside Goudie Towers, it wasn't going any further, he made a mental note that the Hot City Cops would paY for that, as he exited the car, Lady C. stepped forward out of the shadows, she had changed out of her scarlet gown into a skin tight leather catsuit, she laughed "looks like you could do with a lift?"............. ...........CC thought to himself seeing Lady C. in a leather catsuit had given him a bit of a lift, but , he knew this was not the time or the place to think like that, at that point he noticed Rachel in the shadows with a submachine gun, checking out all approaches , she glanced at CC and winked........ ..............Catherine stopped and placed her finger to her ear, CC noticed the mini transciever in her ear, Catherine said "Penny says we've got more company coming, she's gonna discourage them" CC could hear the shots ringing out from the top of the building, he was glad he wasn't a Hot City Cop, coz Penny never missed............. ................Catherine turned to Rachel, "keep watch" and turned to CC and said "c'mon you can help!", CC followed Catherine into the parking bay of the building, there were two black motorcycles waiting, Catherine said "help me wheel these out!"........... .............As they wheeled the bikes out, a black rope landed between them, they looked up to see Lady P. abseiling down, as she unclipped herself, she said "we've got way more company than i can deal with, we gotta go!"......... ..........Penny mouted one bike, and Catherine the other, Rachel jumped on behind Penny, CC sat behind Catherine, she said " hang on tight, this is gonna be hairy!"............ ............CC hung on, Catherine turned and said " when i said hang on , i didn't mean to them!!" CC held on a bit lower and said "oops sorry"......... to be continued
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Post by Ginnie on Oct 22, 2008 21:13:15 GMT
Oh, that's good, Caveman! Man, this episode is gonna stick in my head for some time.
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Post by helen on Oct 22, 2008 21:17:04 GMT
I hope you're not after my man Catherine!
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Post by caveman on Oct 22, 2008 21:19:48 GMT
oooooooh er missus, i never knew bullsh*tting could make me so popular, shoul've done it years ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by thetomahawkkid58 on Oct 22, 2008 21:26:55 GMT
cannie wait til tomorrow's episode !!!
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Post by moopig on Oct 23, 2008 0:40:22 GMT
erm, is it ok for me to masturbate?
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Post by Catherine on Oct 23, 2008 6:16:31 GMT
I hope you're not after my man Catherine! We all had our duty to do that night Helen, you KNOW how it goes......the city must be made safe again.......be strong; good girl
Watch her Maxxxx, she's more fragile and vulnerable than we know;
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Post by caveman on Oct 23, 2008 16:16:21 GMT
PART 6 ..............meanwhile in the safe house, The Maxx turned to Helen and said "we need to get moving, we think its you the Cops are looking for", Catherine's just phoned, "CC's with her, Penny and Rachel, and there all ok ....so far"................... ..........Helen turned and asked "why do you think they want me?", Maxx shrugged and said " i can only assume that the authorities think you have knowledge that is a threat to them, i dunno, but when we get where we're going we might just find out"......... ............Helen was a scientist, and knew that her lab handled sensitive material, but she didn't think anything she was working on could be seen as a threat......... ............Maxx stood up, "Right, its time to go, Craigie Dee you're on point, Mike watch our backs, down to the basement we're going by the old underground railway"............. they went down to the basement , it was dull and dusty, with piles of rubbish lying around, Maxx walked over to the wall, and touched what looked like 3 dirty marks on the wall, a door opened silently in the wall, Craigie Dee said "wait here, I'll go check its clear", after a couple of quiet minutes Craigie Dee came back through the door "we're good to go" and turned and led the way............ ..........Helen and Maxx followed and Mike Drew pulled a lever in the passage wall that closed the door silently behind them, it wasn't totally dark, Helen could see a film of dust on the floor, no-one had been here for a long time, they started to walk....... ..........Helen felt better since she knew her man was safe , but was wondering just how this was going to end, she tapped Maxx on the shoulder "Maxx , just exactly where are we going?" Maxx chuckled "Oh didn't i tell you, were heading to Buffs Bar"....... to be continued
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Post by thetomahawkkid58 on Oct 23, 2008 18:23:52 GMT
steam on matey
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Post by helen on Oct 23, 2008 18:29:36 GMT
erm, is it ok for me to masturbate? No. It's really not.
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Post by zenmetal on Oct 23, 2008 19:48:36 GMT
erm, is it ok for me to masturbate? You'll go blind!
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Post by victor55 on Oct 23, 2008 23:47:04 GMT
erm, is it ok for me to masturbate? You'll go blind! Dont forget about the warts!! Ok ,before it goes south' # 7 Cavey!!
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Post by Ginnie on Oct 24, 2008 1:25:48 GMT
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Post by penny on Oct 24, 2008 2:34:50 GMT
Thats great Ginnie!
Catherine and C.C. will be thrilled!
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Post by caveman on Oct 24, 2008 7:14:40 GMT
Keep it comin Ginnie!!!!!!!
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Post by Ginnie on Oct 24, 2008 19:19:22 GMT
Keep it comin Ginnie!!!!!!! He he, I just thought we needed that moment preserved, Caveman. Now, if you could maybe send me some actual photos of yourselves - I only need your faces....Then the comic would be a bit more accurate.
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Post by helen on Oct 24, 2008 20:10:07 GMT
My photo of the raffle in the other thread ginnie, that's the happy couple
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Post by caveman on Oct 24, 2008 21:46:56 GMT
PART 7 .............the two motorcycles thundered through the night, the noise of their passing reverberated off the buildings they passed, CC thought to himself that this was shaping up to be a remarkably memorable day, so far an absloutely beautiful lady scientist had fallen for him, and he had unwittingly had held the Lady Mayoress Mammaries, this was definately a great day, apart from the Hot City's finest trying to kill all of them , it was a case of so far so good.............. ..........CC leaned forward and shouted to Catherine "whats at Buffs Bar?", CC had heard of the place in song, but didn't realise it actually existed, Catherine shouted back "there's people there that can help us"............. ............CC leaned forward to ask Catherine what people?, as he did he felt something tug at his shoulder, he looked back there were three motorbikes following them, all with guys on the back firing at them, CC nudged Catherine "we've got company", he looked over to Penny's bike in time to see Rachel perform a rather complicated gymnastic move which left her facing backwards on the bike, she smiled across, and unslung her submachine gun and started firing in controlled bursts at their pursuers................ ..........CC looked back, there was only one bike now and two fires in the distance, he made a mental note, don't mess with Rachel, there was still one bike behind them, CC loked across at Rachel, she held up her gun and mouthed "I'm out"............ ..........bullets flew round them, Catherine shouted to CC, "shoot the bugger!!", CC shouted back" I don't have a gun!", Catherine shouted " theres one behind you in the pannier!", CC reahed down behind the pannier and pulled out a .45 Caliber Automatic, he thought "now we're talking", he jacked the slide of the pistol and looked back at the following bike, and sighted down the pistol, he fired four shots in succesion, the rider and the passenger of the bike behind them flew backwards off the bike as the bike exploded, CC pushed the pistol into his belt and leaned back into Catherine, she shouted back "are they gone?", CC leaned forward and said "Yep!, and the last two got a technicolour funeral!".............. To be continued..........
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Post by Ginnie on Oct 24, 2008 22:26:55 GMT
CC shouted back" I don't have a gun! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D I laughed out loud here...
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Post by victor55 on Oct 24, 2008 22:43:12 GMT
Them buoys got talent! Whens the book bein published?
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Post by caveman on Oct 24, 2008 22:56:09 GMT
Need to learn that Komplikated Riting first!!!!!!!!
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Post by penny on Oct 24, 2008 23:17:07 GMT
Need to learn that Komplikated Riting first!!!!!!!! No! an audio CD would be marvellous!
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Post by victor55 on Oct 24, 2008 23:23:56 GMT
From cave paintings to The Hot City Chronicles- quite an evolutionary step of mammoth proportions !
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Post by caveman on Oct 26, 2008 21:49:58 GMT
PART 8 ............the two motorcycles thundered through the night, the part of town they were passing through was becoming more and more run down, the good thing was that it was a no go area after dark for the Hot City Cops, they turned down a dark street, the lights of Buff's Bar dimly lit the street, a figure opened a graffiti covered corrugated iron gate next to the bar, it was Platterpete, he waved them into the alley next to the bar, they stopped the bikes and got off, Catherine turned to CC and asked " where's your gun, and if you didn't have one what was that digging into my ba............oh" Catherine blushed in the darkness, CC turned and said " I sent my gun to be cleaned this weekend, timing is everything", they turned to see Platterpete whose face was badly bruised, Penny asked "what happened to you?" Platterpete shrugged " Hot City's finest are rousting everyone who was at Sahbstock, i had a run in with them" , Platterpete was a quiet chap, but was a major member of the VLF, CC wondered how the cops had fared, as it was kinda telling that Platterpete was here and not getting the third degree downtown, they followed Platterpete into Buff's Bar...... ..............CC's eyes adjusted to the gloom, he looked round and saw a lot of familiar faces, the VLF crack squad were there, Chad the Lad, K9 Kev, Miss Mayhem, there were some others there as well, Sue and Andy, Sgt.Fury, Huntvambo, Jamnah and Hannah, Amos, Isobel,Zenmetal......... ............CC turned to Catherine and asked "who owns this place?" ........a deep voice behind him said "I do, and yer first one is on the house" CC turned to see a man behind the bar with a huge cigar in his hand, Catherine said " CC meet Big Hoggy, him and the Tomohawk Kid own this place" Cc was stunned, he knew of these guys, they were legends, it was said that they were the only ones who knew where Vambo went, some said they had actually seen and met Alex himself, he knew that back in the day Big Hoggy spread the word of Vambo far and wide, he was the unnoficial High Priest of Sahbsters everywhere, CC realised it was him in disguise he had seen on stage earlier spraying VAMBO ROOLS to great applause, CC wondered if it was him that had sprayed TONGS YA BASS in the toilets.................. ...........CC turned to see the Tomohawk Kid come in, this was the Archive Master of all things SAHB, if you wanted to know anything about the SAHB legends and VLF history this was the man that knew, if the Hot City Cops knew that these two were here, they'd rip the city apart to get to them.......... to be continued
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