Post by caveman on Nov 27, 2008 21:47:17 GMT
Well, what happened next, did things get better or worse, well here goes
..............everyone looked at the words in the sky, many had tears in their eyes they knew something spectacular had happened, but many weren't sure exactly what, many said that they seemed to hear a voice in their head accompanied by a throaty chuckle "Good Folks, Good Home Folks!", all the Sahbsters knew the significance of the words and many had a tear in their eye, at that point Big Hoggy and TK said " C'mon the bars open!!"............
.........there followed a party of epic proportion, it was amazing, we all got rides on Craigie Dee's board, the biggest conga you've ever seen went over the top of all the remaining undamaged Cop Cars, all the musicians played/sang till they all passed out, ther was even a wee demonstration of "twirling", but i'm naming no names, you'll have to look up old posts to see who the culprits were.......
..........CC and Helen, well what happened there, CC said nothing, coz a gentleman doesn't kiss and tell, suffice to say, Helen had a smile on her face that you couldn't knock off with a shovel for three days, she kept saying "its huge!!", they eventually got married and had three kids (one of each!) , Helen went on to become a World Class Photographer, and CC became a kept man, which suited him fine!...........
...........Big Hoggy and TK opened a franchise of Buffs Bar all over the world, they still work behind the bar sometimes, just you never know whether it'll be Buenos Aries or Airdrie, they travel a lot!..........
.........Penny headed home to Wales, they still had pockets of resistance there, so she rode down on the Harley and took her new rifle with her, she gave Platterpete a lift home as well, its said the Peac*cks don't put a step out of line now, word of their Mistress's marksmanship spreads fast!!.........
..........Lady Catherine returned to Vibrania, to take her rightful place as Lady Mayoress, Rachel and Zal returned there as well....
..........most everyone went back to their normal lives, but with a feeling of freedom to listen to what they wanted....
........the Government fell, President Bono was belted in the face with a guitar and told that the next time he mentions politics, it better be when he is singing "Sunday Bloody Sunday", the pretentious arsehole, Minister Sting was sentenced to 10 hours tantric sex with the sandpaper and Chilli Dildo.....
..........as for the Band, well, they went on to finish writing the Hot City Symphony all 18 tracks of it, when it was released it was said this was SAHB's Dark Side of The Moon, it was a highly successful album, Zal stayed in "retirement" and finished his book, it shot straight into the bestseller list, he took some time to help with the Hot City Symphony, and as the band took to the road, to a full sell out tour, some gigs they do the full Hot City Symphony and now and again a white painted familiar face joins them on stage, coz some of the tracks need two guitars, these are always great nights, full of old fans and new alike, and some of the kids have asked "who's the guy in the striped top, watching and smiling from the side of the stage?", and we all laugh and say "go buy all the early albums and find out!"......
.........and Peterbarrow woke up and asked "did i miss anything?" ;D
THE END
..............everyone looked at the words in the sky, many had tears in their eyes they knew something spectacular had happened, but many weren't sure exactly what, many said that they seemed to hear a voice in their head accompanied by a throaty chuckle "Good Folks, Good Home Folks!", all the Sahbsters knew the significance of the words and many had a tear in their eye, at that point Big Hoggy and TK said " C'mon the bars open!!"............
.........there followed a party of epic proportion, it was amazing, we all got rides on Craigie Dee's board, the biggest conga you've ever seen went over the top of all the remaining undamaged Cop Cars, all the musicians played/sang till they all passed out, ther was even a wee demonstration of "twirling", but i'm naming no names, you'll have to look up old posts to see who the culprits were.......
..........CC and Helen, well what happened there, CC said nothing, coz a gentleman doesn't kiss and tell, suffice to say, Helen had a smile on her face that you couldn't knock off with a shovel for three days, she kept saying "its huge!!", they eventually got married and had three kids (one of each!) , Helen went on to become a World Class Photographer, and CC became a kept man, which suited him fine!...........
...........Big Hoggy and TK opened a franchise of Buffs Bar all over the world, they still work behind the bar sometimes, just you never know whether it'll be Buenos Aries or Airdrie, they travel a lot!..........
.........Penny headed home to Wales, they still had pockets of resistance there, so she rode down on the Harley and took her new rifle with her, she gave Platterpete a lift home as well, its said the Peac*cks don't put a step out of line now, word of their Mistress's marksmanship spreads fast!!.........
..........Lady Catherine returned to Vibrania, to take her rightful place as Lady Mayoress, Rachel and Zal returned there as well....
..........most everyone went back to their normal lives, but with a feeling of freedom to listen to what they wanted....
........the Government fell, President Bono was belted in the face with a guitar and told that the next time he mentions politics, it better be when he is singing "Sunday Bloody Sunday", the pretentious arsehole, Minister Sting was sentenced to 10 hours tantric sex with the sandpaper and Chilli Dildo.....
..........as for the Band, well, they went on to finish writing the Hot City Symphony all 18 tracks of it, when it was released it was said this was SAHB's Dark Side of The Moon, it was a highly successful album, Zal stayed in "retirement" and finished his book, it shot straight into the bestseller list, he took some time to help with the Hot City Symphony, and as the band took to the road, to a full sell out tour, some gigs they do the full Hot City Symphony and now and again a white painted familiar face joins them on stage, coz some of the tracks need two guitars, these are always great nights, full of old fans and new alike, and some of the kids have asked "who's the guy in the striped top, watching and smiling from the side of the stage?", and we all laugh and say "go buy all the early albums and find out!"......
.........and Peterbarrow woke up and asked "did i miss anything?" ;D
THE END
