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Post by spirit on Dec 16, 2009 18:29:53 GMT
Why is an orange called an orange but a carrot being the same colour isn't...... wierd If you think thats bad,you want to hear what he says in his sleep.
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Post by bluesrider on Dec 16, 2009 18:35:31 GMT
Why is an orange called an orange but a carrot being the same colour isn't...... wierd duh... because oranges are ROUND, BR... Apples are round are they oranges too
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Post by Mrs Foster on Dec 16, 2009 19:08:45 GMT
duh... because oranges are ROUND, BR... Apples are round are they oranges too Ah like a nice pear.....
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Post by spirit on Dec 16, 2009 19:14:21 GMT
Apples are round are they oranges too Ah like a nice pear..... I was nibbling on a juicy pear this morning,sainsbury'a taste the difference,they're gorgeous ;D
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Post by platterpete on Dec 16, 2009 19:45:58 GMT
Ah like a nice pear..... I was nibbling on a juicy pear this morning, ;D shouldn't this be in the Carry On thread? ;D
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Post by bluesrider on Dec 16, 2009 19:53:41 GMT
I was nibbling on a juicy pear this morning, ;D shouldn't this be in the Carry On thread? ;D Oooh Sir get you
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Post by platterpete on Dec 16, 2009 19:54:06 GMT
I'm just wondering who is going to see MSG in Dudley on Friday
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Post by bluesrider on Dec 16, 2009 19:56:26 GMT
I'm just wondering who is going to see MSG in Dudley on Friday I know that one Pete its you isnt it....did I get one right
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Post by penny on Dec 16, 2009 20:04:03 GMT
I'm just wondering who is going to see MSG in Dudley on Friday I know that one Pete its you isnt it....did I get one right Thats more than I ever get right! ;D
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Post by victor55 on Dec 16, 2009 20:06:14 GMT
why am I here when I'd rather be there?
this just struck me; why do some people have the toilet paper hanging behind the roll and others in front of the roll??- I think I like it in front; it actually annoys me if its in the back- its the same for paper towels
7 shopping days till Christmas-I guess I should go shopping; Amazon has express shipping; problem solved..
I cant wait until tomorrow.......
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Post by platterpete on Dec 16, 2009 20:33:34 GMT
I'm just wondering who is going to see MSG in Dudley on Friday I know that one Pete its you isnt it....did I get one right I meant as well as me. Technically you are correct though.
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Post by bluesrider on Dec 16, 2009 20:41:43 GMT
I know that one Pete its you isnt it....did I get one right I meant as well as me. Technically you are correct though. YES GET IN ;D ;D
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Post by penny on Dec 16, 2009 20:54:26 GMT
why am I here when I'd rather be there? this just struck me; why do some people have the toilet paper hanging behind the roll and others in front of the roll??- I think I like it in front; it actually annoys me if its in the back- its the same for paper towels 7 shopping days till Christmas-I guess I should go shopping; Amazon has express shipping; problem solved.. I cant wait until tomorrow....... Whats happening tomorrow then Vic? And I agree about the paper-at-the-front thing. Its the only way! ;D
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Post by sergeantfury on Dec 16, 2009 21:05:07 GMT
why am I here when I'd rather be there? this just struck me; why do some people have the toilet paper hanging behind the roll and others in front of the roll??- I think I like it in front; it actually annoys me if its in the back- its the same for paper towels 7 shopping days till Christmas-I guess I should go shopping; Amazon has express shipping; problem solved.. I cant wait until tomorrow....... Whats happening tomorrow then Vic? And I agree about the paper-at-the-front thing. Its the only way! ;D AT THE BACK........it has to be at the back!! a mate of mine was in my flat one time & changed the loo roll round,told me............ SO I made him CHANGE IT BACK!!!
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Post by Ginnie on Dec 16, 2009 21:09:53 GMT
Whats happening tomorrow then Vic? And I agree about the paper-at-the-front thing. Its the only way! ;D AT THE BACK........it has to be at the back!! a mate of mine was in my flat one time & changed the loo roll round,told me............ SO I made him CHANGE IT BACK!!! I just put the roll on and let it happen either way.
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Post by penny on Dec 16, 2009 21:14:21 GMT
Whats happening tomorrow then Vic? And I agree about the paper-at-the-front thing. Its the only way! ;D AT THE BACK........it has to be at the back!! a mate of mine was in my flat one time & changed the loo roll round,told me............ SO I made him CHANGE IT BACK!!! Sorry Sarge, the paper at the back (nearly got myself in trouble then!) drives me crackers!! We had a decorator that thought it was hilarious to change the paper round to the back in the loo everyday. Unfortunately he was here from October til nearly Christmas. FUME!!!!! ;D
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Post by helen on Dec 16, 2009 21:16:38 GMT
I always change peoples loo rolls round so it's coming from the front. Apparently its some feng sui (or whatever) thing, if you have it from behind (ooh err) it means you're going to lose money.
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Post by penny on Dec 16, 2009 21:19:34 GMT
I always change peoples loo rolls round so it's coming from the front. Apparently its some feng sui (or whatever) thing, if you have it from behind (ooh err) it means you're going to lose money. Having it from behind!!! It just makes the money fall out of your pockets!! ;D
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Post by victor55 on Dec 17, 2009 0:28:54 GMT
Such controversy who'd of thought- so next question is 1 or 2 ply? Oh to answer your question Pen; I cant wait until tomorrow because I get better lookin everyday! ;D sorry ;D we really need better emoticons or whatever u call these ;D oh moderator... another thing, I like my bath towels folded in thirds,not in half; man my mother made me anal retentive(at least for 4 months-inside joke; literally!)
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Post by penny on Dec 17, 2009 1:31:38 GMT
Such controversy who'd of thought- so next question is 1 or 2 ply? Oh to answer your question Pen; I cant wait until tomorrow because I get better lookin everyday! ;D sorry ;D we really need better emoticons or whatever u call these ;D oh moderator... another thing, I like my bath towels folded in thirds,not in half; man my mother made me anal retentive(at least for 4 months-inside joke; literally!) Got to be 2 ply. What about recycled toilet paper? I cant say I fancy that much. This thread has gone down the u-bend now! ;D Your missus must be thrilled if you get better looking everyday Vic!
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Post by Ginnie on Dec 17, 2009 1:43:42 GMT
Such controversy who'd of thought- so next question is 1 or 2 ply? Oh to answer your question Pen; I cant wait until tomorrow because I get better lookin everyday! ;D sorry ;D we really need better emoticons or whatever u call these ;D oh moderator... another thing, I like my bath towels folded in thirds,not in half; man my mother made me anal retentive(at least for 4 months-inside joke; literally!)
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Post by penny on Dec 17, 2009 1:49:13 GMT
Nice one, Ginnie and of course that emoticon will just get better looking everyday! What more could we ask for?
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Post by Catherine on Dec 17, 2009 7:06:46 GMT
why am I here when I'd rather be there? this just struck me; why do some people have the toilet paper hanging behind the roll and others in front of the roll??- I think I like it in front; it actually annoys me if its in the back- its the same for paper towels 7 shopping days till Christmas-I guess I should go shopping; Amazon has express shipping; problem solved.. I cant wait until tomorrow....... They do say 'tis a sign of being mean - in front, the roll flows much more freely - perhaps encouraging some kind of frivolous over use of toilet roll!! I'm with you on this one Vic Bath towels MUST be folded in three - much more presentable
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Post by Catherine on Dec 17, 2009 7:08:32 GMT
I know that one Pete its you isnt it....did I get one right I meant as well as me. Technically you are correct though. Colin & I will be there; hopefully, so will Zee Em and Trench
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Post by craigiedee on Dec 17, 2009 19:10:15 GMT
Its snowing ... hoorah ..
its fookin cold ...
what DVD shall i watch ..
Bolloxs ... i havent got a ticket for MSG on Tuesday !!!
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