Are you gay???

[ian]

For anyone who might not be sure, there's help at hand from this deranged bunch of God botherers.
Apparently they have defined the bands who's music might turn the head of an otherwise heterosexual youngster and condemn him (or her) to eternal hell.

They even include a list of bands who's music is safe to listen to!!
Scanning through the two lists I am now convinced I'm more gay than straight
.....so if any of you chaps out there fancy a good time?

They don't mention SAHB in either of their lists, so I don't know where that leaves us?

Unfeckinbelievable!

lovegodsway.org/GayBands


One of the most dangerous ways Homosexuality invades family life is through popular music. Parents, please keep careful watch over your children’s listening habits. Especially in this age of Internet mp3 piracy.


There are multiple levels of Gay Music. Some bands are what we like to call Gateway Bands. They lure children in with Pop Grooves and Salacious Melodies leaving them wanting more. They’ll move on to more dangerous bands and the next thing you know you’ve got a homosexual for a child.
We’ve taken the time to highlight the bands that are particularly Gay. Please take the time and dissect your child’s CD / iTunes catalog. If you find 3 or more of these bands in their collection it is time to take action.
We Strongly recommend that you burn the CDs. Make sure your child is watching. Make sure they can feel the heat. It is crucial that the image remains emblazoned in their young minds. They need to know that if they continue to listen to these bands they may Burn eternally as well.


Bands to watch out for

•Lady Gaga (tricks girls into lesbianism)
•Ween (Rainbow)
•Lil'Wayne
•P!nK (gay family)
•The Black Keys

•Coldplay
•SlipKnot (make-up)
•RadioHead
•Michael Jackson
•Justin Bieber (gay bullying)
•Boredoms
•School of Seven Bells (gay twins)

•Jason Mraz
•Jonas Brothers
•Rilo Kiley
•Death Cab for Cutie
•Sarah McLachlan
•George Strait
•Cold War Kids
•Toby Keith (cowboy)
•P-Diddy
•Black People
•Vampire Weekend

•King Crimson

•Kate Bush (kissed a girl)

•Bob Dylan
•Fleet Foxes
•Sigur Ros (nudists)
•Twisted Sister

•The Spores (endorse suicide)
• Scissor Sisters
• Turbonegro
• Rufus Wainwright
• Merzbau
• Ravi Shankar
• The Butchies (lizbians)
• Wilco
• Bjork (mb)
• Tech N9ne
• Ghostface Killah
• Bobby Conn
• Morton Subotnik
• Cole Porter
• The String Cheese Incident
• Eagles of Death Metal
• Polyphonic Spree
• The Faint
• Interpol
• Twisted Sister (jj)
• Tegan and Sara
• Erasure
• The Grateful Dead (drugs too)
• Le Tigre
• Marilyn Manson (dark gay)
• The Gossip
• The Magnetic Fields
• The Doors
• Phish
• Queen
• The Strokes
• Morrissey(?questionable?)
• Metallica

• Judas Priest
• The Village People
• The Secret Handshake
• The Rolling Stones
• David Bowie
• Frankie Goes to Hollywood
• Man or Astroman
• Richard Cheese
• Jay-Z
• Depeche Mode
• Kansas
• Ani DiFranco
• Fischerspooner
• John Mayer
• George Michael (texan)
• Angel Eyes
• The Indigo Girls
• Velvet Underground
• Madonna
• Elton John
• Barry Manilow
• Indigo Girls
• Melissa Etheridge
• Eminmen
• Nirvana
• Boy George
• Jon Brion

• The Killers
• Lou Reed
• Lil' Wayne
• Motorhead
• Jill Sobule
• Wilson Phillips
• DMX
• Wesley Willis
• Lisa Loeb
• Ted Nugent (loincloth)
• Dogstar
• Thirty Seconds to Mars
• Lil' Kim
• kd lang
• Frank Sinatra
• Hinder
• Nickleback
• Justus Kohncke
• Bob Mould
• Clay Aiken
• Arcade Fire
• Bright Eyes
• Corinne Bailey Rae
• Audioslave
• Red Hot Chili Peppers
• Panic at the Disco
• The Cure (makeup)
• Spin Doctors
• The Deers
• Lindsey Lohan
• The Smiths
• Beck
• Tom Waits
• The Cramps
• Cannibal Corpse
• Britney Spears(kissed Madonna)
• Perfect Sin
• The Queers
• NoFx(gay punk)
• Soup Dragons
• Elton John(really gay)

[ian]

We understand that it can be difficult to differentiate what is good or bad for your Child.
With that understanding, Donnie has created this Powerful tool to help you in your quest to raise a straight child.
The bands on this list are Safe. They foster Heterosexual desires and stimulate a Christian mode of thought. If you have any questions or suggestions for other safe bands please email us.

Safe Bands Email


Safe Music:
•Cyndi Lauper

•Sufjan Stevens (at request of publisher)
•The Right Brothers (bush was right!)
•Dresden Dolls
•UnderOath
•Blondie**
•Creed

•Falling Up
•Flyleaf
•Sandi Patti

•Disciple
•P.O.D
•Evanescence
•By The Tree
•Michael W. Smith
•Jars of Clay
•DC Talk
•Danielson
•Cheap Trick

[penny]

Well, like The Butchies I too must be a Lizbian! The second list is a bit out of date, Evanescence no longer call themselves a Christian band and I'm not sure about POD.

Far better to be a Lizbian, gay, makeup wearing f*g than turn out a complete arsehole like your parents if the people who composed these lists are anything to go by. Rebel children!!

Even the forum is against us, I didn't put the asterix in F A G!! Humph!!
Now, where's my rainbow flag??

[ian]

PENNNYYYYYYYYY



;D

[penny]

Apr 22, 2013 22:02:01 GMT ian said:

PENNNYYYYYYYYY



;D

Heh, heh! It's very nice Llandewi Brefi!!

[victor55]

Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit...I guess...I know, a few sesions with Dr Siggy can cure us all!!!!

[penny]

There are obviously TWO and only two gays in this village! You can wear the skirt, Ian!

[solidbodylovesongs]

long list, here is the short version,lol

[ian]

Just when I thought I was the only gay in the village of Stoke on Trent....
I noticed amongst the list of gay bands, my fellow Stokie Lemmy 'ooh I could crush a grape' Kilminster.
Here he is, with his mincing cohorts, performing their famous gay anthem Bummer Bomber!

[penny]

Aha! I knew I wouldn't be the only one who misheard this lyric, I mentioned it a few weeks ago after it was played on Planet Rock.

Also to add to the list of great gays we have rocked to must be Judas Priest and 'Turbo Lover'?

[penny]

Its International Anti
Homophobia Day today !
just thought you would like to know !

[error500error]

Ach, live and let live I say....

[penny]

May 17, 2013 22:13:46 GMT error500error said:

Ach, live and let live I say....

Quite right too, Scott

[Catherine]

I wouldn't go as far as to say I'm gay but I am quite happy........

[penny]

22/5/13

HARVEY MILK DAY

NEW YORK