A day aff work

[Mrs Foster]

Had a day aff work today , mibbees your thinkin' Big Hoggy sat oan his arse aw day listenin' tae S.A.H.B. stuff eh? ye couldnae be mer wrang. ....Visited Ikea last night(that shoulda gave me a clue ) bought a dressing table and a couple of bedside cabinets, Oh, also went tae B&Q tae buy a radiator cover. Spent the day aff work building these bloody contraptions (nae mean feat by the way ) Started at 9 am and finished at 3* 30pm. Thats me absolutely gubbed noo, the bad back is gien me jip and ah've strained ma eyes trying tae see whit the wee print doon at the bottom of the instructions says, finally discovered it says .....made in sweden. : ......A nice relaxin' day??aye ma arse!!!!!!!! cannae wait tae get back tae work furra rest........

[thetomahawkkid58]

yo ho ho ah think BIG hoggy wiz sittin on his arse listening to s.a.h.b. while building dressing table and lovely wee matchin bedside cabinets !!!! ;op

[Catherine]

I just love getting written confirmation that you guys are soooooo very rock'n'roll - flatpack furniture, made in Sweden!!!!!! Happy new furniture and I do hope you've had long enough at work to recover your equilibrium!!

We were with Zal & Rachel at the weekend - location.......a top secret rock star type hideaway! Zal was throwing skipping stones across the river (in the glorious sunshine) being actively discouraged by Ted (who was on the phone to me - nae rest fur the wicked!) who insisted on assuring us that the world record was 57 skips and that one would have to be big and strong to succeed! (what sites does he look at??!!)
Suffice to say that the mighty Zalmeister got several stones clear across the river - what fun! My shoulder started to ache - hmmm! - my Colin putting stones in my bag - laugh! I thought I'd never start! We had a loverly weekend! Glasgow next weekend for a wedding - I'm guessing we'll be socialising with His Chrisness - hurrah!! Clearly, I don't actually have a point, valid or otherwise, to make here, so, I'll fork orf and let you get on with your day! Cheers!!

[thetomahawkkid58]

hey rock n roll ye say, what aboot "holdin hands an skimmin stones", man you could write a song wi that yo ho ho

[Catherine]

Good retort Mr O'Hawk - I really do like this banter lark - thanks chaps!