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Post by charity on Mar 2, 2008 22:12:41 GMT
Had some crisps called thingya too they were vile-wanna one of them too. Ibid! Dorothy Parker said it best, Ged; You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink. You can lead a sleeper to culture but you can't make her think
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Post by Catherine on Mar 3, 2008 8:43:05 GMT
Had some crisps called thingya too they were vile-wanna one of them too. Ibid! Dorothy Parker said it best, Ged; You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink. You can lead a sleeper to culture but you can't make her think
Profanity checker!!!!! for "sleeper" read "w hore" - it's wee Jimmy's answer when teacher asks for a sentance containing the word "horticulture"!
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Post by charity on Mar 3, 2008 10:12:55 GMT
Sodding profanity checker!! ;D Yep that is exactly what it was, catherine......but the original quote was good old Dotty P ;D
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Post by Catherine on Mar 3, 2008 16:27:19 GMT
Sodding profanity checker!! ;D Yep that is exactly what it was, catherine......but the original quote was good old Dotty P ;D I bet she wasn't the one that asked if farts were lumpy! (that was wee Jimmy too!) ;D
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Post by colinmcb on Mar 4, 2008 13:01:57 GMT
Sodding profanity checker!! ;D Yep that is exactly what it was, catherine......but the original quote was good old Dotty P ;D TOP TIP! If you want to stump the profanity checker, preview your post before posting, place the cursor in the middle of the offending word and click italics (or bold or underline) just once. Hope this helps motherfuc kers
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Post by craigosm on Mar 4, 2008 13:48:56 GMT
[glow=red,2,300]Thread Polis .... Col is swearing [/glow] ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Catherine on Mar 4, 2008 17:38:05 GMT
[glow=red,2,300] Thread Polis .... Col is swearing [/glow] ;D ;D ;D And very good at it he is, too. ;D
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Post by charity on Mar 5, 2008 0:22:00 GMT
St Mirren!! OMG you are right Colin......it WORKS!! (just kidding)
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Post by Catherine on Mar 5, 2008 22:52:26 GMT
St Mirren!! OMG you are right Colin......it WORKS!! (just kidding) Is St Mirren the patron saint of the anti profanity checker league?
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Post by charity on Mar 6, 2008 15:44:17 GMT
St Mirren!! OMG you are right Colin......it WORKS!! (just kidding) Is St Mirren the patron saint of the anti profanity checker league? Nah he's just his Buddy!
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Post by Catherine on Mar 6, 2008 16:47:43 GMT
Is St Mirren the patron saint of the anti profanity checker league? Nah he's just his Buddy! D'you think he'll have a spare dime?
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Post by Catherine on Mar 6, 2008 18:48:20 GMT
I've never paid much heed to it (really) but this last few days my karma has climbed - whosomever for whatsomever - thankyou.
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Post by Catherine on Mar 6, 2008 18:53:52 GMT
By the way - welcome back Helen
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Post by charity on Mar 6, 2008 19:16:52 GMT
D'you think he'll have a spare dime? He won't know until he's shuffled off this mortal coil.....no one knows if they have anything to "spare" until their life is over....they could give it away and then need it again 24 yrs later ;D
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Post by Catherine on Mar 7, 2008 7:00:10 GMT
D'you think he'll have a spare dime? He won't know until he's shuffled off this mortal coil.....no one knows if they have anything to "spare" until their life is over....they could give it away and then need it again 24 yrs later ;D Whit?
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Post by charity on Mar 7, 2008 9:35:22 GMT
Never mind, applied logic and extrapolation reminds me of a joke......I shall adjourn to the joke thread
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Post by geddybear on Mar 9, 2008 15:51:03 GMT
Getting back to the Dottie Parker quote-stan laurel once said " you can lead a horse to water ,but a pencil must always be lead"His first ever professional gig was here in Manc with chaplin-whew where do i know this stuff from. Catherine,thankyou for your lovely words ,I hope to see you at Nantwich and we can talk garbage like I do on here. They were filming touch of frost on our site last week-got a free brew out of em and a quick go of the toilets-my god they were gorgeous-lights and everything(they actually had original artwork on the walls and hand cream).Oasis had v good ones backstage at Knebworth,as did mettallica at Monsters of rock (does that spoil thier image of hard rocking loons)
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Post by Catherine on Mar 11, 2008 19:40:34 GMT
Thankyou Gingergeddy Bear - I'd completely forgotten the "pencil must be lead" line ;D ;D ;D
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Post by charity on Mar 16, 2008 6:47:25 GMT
They were filming touch of frost on our site last week-got a free brew out of em and a quick go of the toilets-my god they were gorgeous-lights and everything(they actually had original artwork on the walls and hand cream).Oasis had v good ones backstage at Knebworth,as did mettallica at Monsters of rock (does that spoil thier image of hard rocking loons) Sex, drugs, rock N roll and posh bogs!! Doesn't have the same ring to it really. I can say SPOONS on here.......can you?
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Post by penny on Mar 16, 2008 11:44:55 GMT
Where is Ged?
Its the weekend and we haven't seem him at all!
Are you out there, young bear?
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Post by Catherine on Mar 16, 2008 14:39:40 GMT
I've put the heating on, this room hasn't been used in a while - Weasel can come in and have his chips in comfort now and Geddyginger Bear too, when he comes back.
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Post by penny on Mar 16, 2008 14:43:12 GMT
Its much better in here with the heating on.
I only hope Geddybear doesn't try to take any of Weasel's chips, he could get a nasty nip ~ or a thick ear!
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Post by Catherine on Mar 16, 2008 15:03:13 GMT
Its much better in here with the heating on. I only hope Geddybear doesn't try to take any of Weasel's chips, he could get a nasty nip ~ or a thick ear! Or a flea in his Gingerbear ear
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Post by Catherine on Mar 16, 2008 15:24:00 GMT
Geddyginger Bear is back on board - hurrah!
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Post by geddybear on Mar 16, 2008 15:27:46 GMT
as if by magic the geddybear appears...I went to see our Martin in his new show yesterday and he was brilliant-he plays Lazar Wolf in Fiddler On The Roof UK tour.He has already started messing around on stage trying to make other people laugh(corpsing,they call it in the profession) He once came on totally unannounced dressed as a female american tourist during "One Night In Bangkock"just to scare the hell out of his fellow onstage actors-he proceeded to take photos and walked off with the audience unaware that anything was different in the show.Its nice to be thought of while away in the wilds of yorkshire-it was damn wild too.Gingerbear
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