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Post by craigiedee on Nov 19, 2008 5:21:02 GMT
Looks like I am being killed off Hells .... Please save me ...
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Post by Catherine on Nov 19, 2008 6:48:32 GMT
You'll be fine Helen is right - DIVA! Hmm! Diva Tart - wonder if the Lady Penelope has a recipe........
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Post by penny on Nov 19, 2008 9:32:08 GMT
You'll be fine Helen is right - DIVA! Hmm! Diva Tart - wonder if the Lady Penelope has a recipe........ I am going through my books at this very minute! ;D ;D
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Post by caveman on Nov 19, 2008 10:51:55 GMT
I'll have the Hermes one please CC, it's the closest there to having polka dots. CD, you'll not be tweaking anything, remember who's holding the gun here. And you've got what, a glorified skateboard? Men, give them a bit part and they start going all diva on you... Pots and Kettles, behave children, none of you have agents, you will live and die at the whim of the author, so be nice!!
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Post by craigiedee on Nov 19, 2008 11:57:22 GMT
Ha Hells ... na na na na na ... you got wrong .....
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Post by Catherine on Nov 19, 2008 19:00:00 GMT
I'll have the Hermes one please CC, it's the closest there to having polka dots. CD, you'll not be tweaking anything, remember who's holding the gun here. And you've got what, a glorified skateboard? Men, give them a bit part and they start going all diva on you... Pots and Kettles, behave children, none of you have agents, you will live and die at the whim of the author, so be nice!! You mean that you're making this up as you go along??
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Post by helen on Nov 19, 2008 21:22:44 GMT
But I thought this really happened and I'd just blocked it out
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Post by caveman on Nov 19, 2008 22:16:19 GMT
But I thought this really happened and I'd just blocked it out No, it was just the sex scenes that happened, if you've blotted them out as well, its lucky i kept the polaroids to remind you! ;D ;D
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Post by craigiedee on Nov 19, 2008 22:18:48 GMT
show them .....
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Post by caveman on Nov 19, 2008 22:24:08 GMT
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Post by helen on Nov 19, 2008 23:52:23 GMT
That's Craigie you're thinking about... I know you're bad with names CC, but still....
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Post by Catherine on Nov 20, 2008 7:13:45 GMT
Make up more Cavey - make up MORE!!!
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Post by craigiedee on Nov 20, 2008 8:04:00 GMT
This is becoming an adults only area .....
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Post by caveman on Nov 20, 2008 11:08:21 GMT
That's Craigie you're thinking about... I know you're bad with names CC, but still.... You been cheating on me with the Tarnished Surfer !!!!!!! Oh woe is me, i am undone!
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Post by Catherine on Nov 20, 2008 16:34:03 GMT
That's Craigie you're thinking about... I know you're bad with names CC, but still.... You been cheating on me with the Tarnished Surfer !!!!!!! Oh woe is me, i am undone! Canny be!! You've not invented buttons or zippers yet!
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Post by caveman on Nov 20, 2008 19:32:51 GMT
PART 13 ...............inside Buffs bar, all were loading magazines, CC looked round, and saw Sue and Andy sitting quietly with no guns, he arched an eyebrow at both of them and smiled "OK after all the other surprises of tonight, what've you guys got?" Sue looked at Andy , he nodded imperceptibly, Sue turned to CC and said "guns ain't our thing either, but we'll help our way, if thats OK?", CC smiled and said " you know me , whatever the lady says, what are you bringing to the party?" Sue nodded to Andy, they both got up, Sue said "we'll just go and change, back in a minute"........ ................CC turned to Big Hoggy " have we got any C4 plastic explosive?" Big Hoggy nodded " Aye, but we've no got time to set it up anywhere!" CC said "Its going with me, i need webbing , gaffa tape, some wire, and some household fuses, you got all of those?" Big Hoggy nodded "whad'ya need all that for?", CC smiled and said "I'm gonna cure somebodies constipation...permanently!" . As CC worked Sue and Andy came back into the bar.......... ...........CC looked up from where he was working and nodded " i wondered about you two, the way you move gives you away, well, you don't need me to give you orders, go get set up out there, and scare the living sh*t out of Hot City's finest when they come" Sue and Andy nodded and with their Katanas over their shoulders, left the bar soundlessly, Big Hoggy looked out the door a split second after they left " they've disappeared, how the f*ck did they do that?", CC looked at him and said "makes you glad they're on our side, doesn't it"................... ...................CC lifted what he was working on, it was now a waistcoat covered in blocks of plastic explosive with wires running from block to block with what looked like silver detonator caps in each one, he turned to Big Hoggy again " I need a lighter or even a lipstick, got either?" TK rummaged in a drawer behind the bar and pulled out several lighters " folk leave them all the time, any of these do?" CC picked one and taped two wires to it, "right now we're ready!" CC put on the waistcoat, he looked like a suicide bomber, everyone looked, a few voices muttered, " are you f*ckin mental or what?" CC laughed "don't worry, it wont work, but if someone else thinks it will, it gives you the advantage!"............... ..............the radio crackled, it was CD, " heads up folks, our visitor's are about 2 minutes away, theres two Hot City Secret Police cars in the lead, 16 patrol cars, and three Riot Squad vans bringing up the rear, and i don't think any of them are bringing Chocolates or Flowers!" CC put his ear piece in "thanks CD, stay edgy, in case they've got some reinforcements in hiding", "Right Folks, we all ready, its party time!!".......................
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Post by thetomahawkkid58 on Nov 20, 2008 19:46:19 GMT
looks like the sh it is gonna hit the fan..............yo ho ho, roll on cavey "your the man"
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Post by Catherine on Nov 20, 2008 19:56:16 GMT
More, encore, bravo!! Go Caveman go!!
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Post by penny on Nov 20, 2008 21:03:42 GMT
Another great episode, Cavey, well done!
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Post by Mrs Foster on Nov 20, 2008 23:03:47 GMT
Totally agree, cannae wait tae get in amongst it noo, bring it on filff.. ;D
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Post by caveman on Nov 22, 2008 20:53:04 GMT
PART 14 ...............CC threw on a long coat to cover his "bomb vest", he put his radio Mic on, "Penny, Catherine, Rachel, can you hear me OK?", Penny replied "loud and clear", " CC nodded " right girls, when i tell you, take out the three cop cars, just take the engines out, one shot with those rifles, the cars will be scrap!" "Chris,Ted, Jon, can you hear me OK?" Chris replied "Yep". CC smiled "right, when i tell you turn the riot squad vans into Swiss Cheese, wait till they're empty, I'll give you the nod , ok"........ ...............CC looked round the bar, the place bristled with all sorts of weaponry, from TKs Tomahawks , Sergeant Fury's M16s, Big Hoggys Shotgun, no Shotguns, his original one seemed to have a twin, Huntvambo with a brace of machine pistols, Chad the Lad and Miss Mayhem and K9 Kev with Automatic pistols, CC looked at all of them and thought to himself "i hope this plan works, a lot of good people could get hurt if it doesn't" CC headed for the door and paused "right, listen up, no heroics, and if it all goes pear shaped, get back here and go through the tunnels" A voice shouted "Wait!, ye'r no going without us are you?", it was Max with Platterpete and Colin McB and Amos, CC asked " where were you?" Max laughed " you were all that busy, we decided to have a few beers and stay out of the way!" this broke the tension, only Sahbsters could settle down for a few beers in the midst of all this stress, as they moved to the door, CC spoke into his Mic "Craigie Dee, hows our situation looking?" " what you've got coming is all you're getting, it looks like there are problems for Hot City's Finest all over the City, I'll keep watching!"............. .........They walked out the door into the street......... TK and The Sarge The Maxx Huntvambo Big Hoggy Platterpete jamnah22 Hannah Chad the Lad Miss Mayhem K9 Kev Colin McB and Amos .............CC looked round, where was Helen?, a voice behind him said "I'm here, I thought I'd change for the occasion, since everyone else was" ....... to be continued
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Post by Ginnie on Nov 22, 2008 21:16:35 GMT
It musn't get very cold in Scotland then?
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Post by platterpete on Nov 23, 2008 15:24:26 GMT
hee hee I look tall there, I've never been tall in my life
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Post by victor55 on Nov 23, 2008 23:31:52 GMT
Helen, you can get me to fly...........
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Post by craigiedee on Nov 24, 2008 13:42:49 GMT
Dear me Hells ... you kept that a secret ....
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