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Post by Catherine on Nov 16, 2008 10:37:45 GMT
Can we have a vote that Catherine is promoted from Lady Mayoress of Vibrania to Queen of Vibrania please? Victor for Mayor? Aye (so long as yi promise no tae call me a sad moo again Catherine) Ha! ha! YOU started it, Catherine!! Does this help.... I promise to do my best, to do my duty, To help other people every day, especially those at home. Brownies' promise, circa, 1964
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Post by hef on Nov 16, 2008 12:01:46 GMT
Aye (so long as yi promise no tae call me a sad moo again Catherine) Ha! ha! YOU started it, Catherine!! Does this help.... I promise to do my best, to do my duty, To help other people every day, especially those at home. Brownies' promise, circa, 1964 Makin yer crown as we speak (those Blue Peter years weren't wasted on me!) moooooooo ;D
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Post by caveman on Nov 16, 2008 21:57:09 GMT
PART 11 ......the door to the back room opened and a figure in a silver suit with a silver surfboard under his arm walked out, he looked like Craigie Dee, but somehow very different, CC looked at him and threw a casual salute, "just like old times, buddy, you ready to rock'n'roll?", CD nodded and laughed, "yeah, suit's a wee bit tighter than i remember, it must've shrunk", CC laughed with him, then turned to Big Hoggy and said " your beer is good, how's the firearm situation?"................... ....................Big Hoggy laughed and shouted "TK! the mans wondering if we've got any toys in the toybox!", TK smiled and said " Captain Caveman, we've been ready for this day for a long time, we're loaded for Bear and then some!" at that he moved to a panel in the wall and kicked the bottom of it, the panel slid aside to reveal a room stacked full of weapons and ammunition, CC looked round and whistled softly "wow, you ain't kidding, you've got everything and then some!" just then they heard the screech of tyres outside, TK shouted "Heads Up, we've got company!", the door opened and a large figure in a leather coat stepped through, he lifted his head and smiled, it was the big man himself Chris Glen, he looked round and laughed "don't shoot guys , I'm here to help, and I brought some company"......... .............the doors opened again and Ted, Hugh, Julian and Jon Morrison came in, Chris laughed "i brought reinforcements, so what's the score?" Big Hoggy said "we've got a sh*tload of Hot City cops coming this way, and they're not here for the beer!, we were just going through the inventory when you turned up" Big Hoggy turned to CC and asked "did you see anything you liked?"....... .............CC went back to surveying the racks of weapons, an idea was forming, he turned to Big Hoggy " do you mind if I make a few suggestions?" Big Hoggy laughed " Batter on, we were just gonna load up and start fighting!"......... ..........CC loked again there were three .50 Cal. Snipers Rifles,and he had just the three snipers in mind " Penny! Catherine! Rachel!" the Ladies came forward, CC handed them a rifle each with ammo " Well Ladies, when you're holding a weapon this size, just think of it as a date with me!, i want you up on the roofs at this end of the street, take a radio each, and I'll keep in touch with you, that ok with you girls?", the Ladies each hefted their rifles, Catherine smiled and said "Oh i do like a big weapon!".............. CC laughed and said "thats one end of the street sorted, lets see what else ye've got in yer Alladinns Cave guys!", he looked up and down the racks of weapons, three dusty crates caught his eye, they were maked MINIGUN, CC smiled, he knew just the three guys big enough to handle them........ ................"Chris, Ted, Jon, I've got a new instrument for you guys to play!",CC opened the crates and lifted out the Miniguns with difficulty, "here you go guys", Chris stepped forward and lifted it easily, "nice toy, what does it do?" CC looked him in the eye and said " you point it and press the button, and whatever you pointed it at, disappears!"............. ..........."I need you guys with these at the other end of the street on the roofs, when the Hot City Cops turn up, the Riot Squad vans are always at the back, when I give you the nod, turn their vans into colanders!" at that point a high powered motorbike screeched to a halt outside, TK had a Tomahawk in each hand " Sh*t! , this place has never been this busy before", a slim wiry figure came through the door in leathers with his helmet on, he stopped, undid his helmet and lifted it off, a familiar white painted face came into view, TK exclaimed" Zal!", Rachel ran over and hugged Zal , Chris smiled and nodded to Zal, "I knew you would come", Zal smiled and turned to CC, and said " what can I do?" CC handed him two H&K submachine pistols and said " will you watch over our snipers and keep them covered?" Zal took the weapons and said, "of course, who's the snipers?" CC inclined his head towards the Ladies and said " those three lassies there, all three of them have saved my arse tonight, so i know i'm leaving them in safe hands"............. to be continued
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Post by penny on Nov 16, 2008 22:04:35 GMT
Thats another great episode Cavey!
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Post by thetomahawkkid58 on Nov 16, 2008 22:25:40 GMT
worth waitin for cavey !!!
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Post by Catherine on Nov 17, 2008 7:28:50 GMT
That's the stuff, Cavey - back to the real story - HURAH!!
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Post by penny on Nov 17, 2008 9:36:00 GMT
And not a plunger in sight, you must be so relieved Catherine! : )
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Post by jamnah22 on Nov 17, 2008 13:53:13 GMT
Great stuff Cavey........i'm waiting.......NEXT.........
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Post by caveman on Nov 17, 2008 22:16:46 GMT
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Post by caveman on Nov 17, 2008 23:07:36 GMT
PART 12 .............CC turned to all and said " I've got a plan that will let us kick the arse of the Hot City Cops, without too many folks getting hurt, anyone disagree?", TK said "we're all for that, what do we need to do?" CC asked " how are we for radios?", Big Hoggy replied "we've got loads whadya need?", CC looked round, "right give Zal and the girls one, give one to Chris,Ted and Jon, and we need one for CD as well", as the radios were handed out, CC turned to CD and said " well Craigie boy, looks like you're our eyes in the sky, just like the old days, reckon you still got the old moves?" ............ ............Craigie Dee grinned and said" I might even have some new moves!" CC handed him a radio, and said " watch yourself, these cops ain't reknowned for playing fair" CD laughed "neither am I", at that, he walked out of the door, he dropped his board, which stopped about 4" off the ground, he stepped on, the board stayed hovering above the ground, CD turned and said " well lets see, if me and the old board still got it", at that , he leant forward and him and the board shot forward and upwards, all anyone could hear was CDs voice shouting "Yeeeeha!!", CC spoke into his radio mike and said " well, you aren't splattered all over the buildings across the road, so it looks like you've still got it then" CD answered " it was touch and go for a second or two, but I'm back in the zone now, I'll go high, and see if we can see our visitors coming"............ .............CC went back into the bar, and went through to the back room where Mike was working on the computer, Hugh was working with him, Mike turned "CC i've got some expert help, we've cracked a few Government Departments and Hugh and I are sending the info everywhere, we're getting a lot of contact from folk in the Hot City wanting to help", CC thought a moment, "tell them to come quietly, and wait till they hear the signal, after that tell them to make as much noise as possible!" Hugh turned and asked "what's the signal?" CC laughed "tell them they won't be able to miss it, when it comes!"......... ..................CC returned to the bar " Right, is everybody armed?" there was a loud "Yeah", CC looked at the Tomahawk Kid questioningly "no guns?" TK reached behind the bar and pulled out a leather vest and started fitting throwing knives and tomahawks into the various pockets and straps on the vest, he put it on and said "guns ain't my thing CC, i like to deliver the personal touch"......... .............CC turned to see Helen standing beside him "where's my gun, i want to fight as well", CC looked at the steely determination in her eyes, he had wanted Helen out of harms way, but he knew if he even mentioned it, she'd probably kick his arse all over Buff's Bar, CC said "Ok , I'll get you a gun, i saw just the one for you, but you stick with me,and with a bit of luck, you might not need to shoot anyone, Ok", Helen nodded, CC went in to the gun room, and came back with a pistol for Helen, he handed it to her with two magazines, Helen burst out laughing and hugged CC, " I love it, Thank you"........ Authors note :- there was feck all wrong with the pink gun! to be continued
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Post by Ginnie on Nov 17, 2008 23:41:14 GMT
[clapping] Yeah! [/endclapping]
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Post by penny on Nov 18, 2008 1:19:23 GMT
Fabulous, Cavey!
I'm glad I couldn't sleep now!
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Post by Catherine on Nov 18, 2008 7:27:10 GMT
YAY! For Cavey! YAY! for Craigie! wot? no porridge??
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Post by caveman on Nov 18, 2008 9:01:26 GMT
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Post by helen on Nov 18, 2008 9:13:37 GMT
Pink? Pink!?
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Post by caveman on Nov 18, 2008 9:28:38 GMT
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Post by caveman on Nov 18, 2008 9:43:12 GMT
Helen, darling dearest, if you pick the chainsaw or the Chanel rocket launcher its gonna phuck the story up big time, if that's all right dear? ;D
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Post by craigiedee on Nov 18, 2008 9:47:17 GMT
So you know how it ends then ? ... I though it was made up as we all went along ....
Bagseye the Prada one me like .....
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Post by caveman on Nov 18, 2008 12:29:12 GMT
So you know how it ends then ? ... I though it was made up as we all went along .... Bagseye the Prada one me like ..... Hey, you're meant to be super hero material A. they don't need guns B. they definately don't need designer guns!! C. no more being a big puff! Nuff said!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by craigiedee on Nov 18, 2008 13:24:53 GMT
I sometimes just get carried away with the excitment of it all ...
SORRY ....
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Post by caveman on Nov 18, 2008 14:32:09 GMT
Its OK, just this once, if it happens again I'll hand the whole matter over to Helen, and you saw how pleased she was just with the wrong shade of gun!!!!!!
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Post by craigiedee on Nov 18, 2008 15:52:09 GMT
Ha ... Helen Schmelon .... I tweak her perty little nose ....
Thats the 2nd today ... on a hatrick folks .....
I am the stained Surfer ...
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Post by caveman on Nov 18, 2008 20:22:30 GMT
Ha ... Helen Schmelon .... I tweak her perty little nose .... Thats the 2nd today ... on a hatrick folks ..... I am the stained Surfer ... Ach ,he was a helluva nice chap, I for one , will miss him ;D
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Post by thetomahawkkid58 on Nov 18, 2008 21:18:29 GMT
looks like we're gonna be a TART doon
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Post by helen on Nov 19, 2008 0:49:02 GMT
I'll have the Hermes one please CC, it's the closest there to having polka dots.
CD, you'll not be tweaking anything, remember who's holding the gun here. And you've got what, a glorified skateboard? Men, give them a bit part and they start going all diva on you...
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