Post by caveman on Oct 19, 2008 20:13:14 GMT
Ok Troops, here it is a full review from the cave on the event of the season, ( Cue Drum Roll )
SAHBSTOCK THE SORDID TRUTH
There was everything you could want there was sex, drums, and rock 'n 'roll, all the key ingredients for a grand night out, there were exotic dusky maidens, dodgy characters at every turn, the music, oh the music, what can i say, every single person there had the sh*t impressed out of them, it was superb, where to begin
CHAD THE LAD and K9 KEV - Top notch, fautless, totally superb, even some of the , shall we say senior attendees stated " its not my kinda music, but those lads are very good!!" high praise indeed from the auld farts who would change channels in a second if they heard rap, from me, well done, and entertataining and a wicked sense 'o' humour, hope yer available for Sahbstock 2 lads!!!!.
MATT BLACK - tremendous, helluva singer with a helluva range, and a superb geetar player to boot, absolutely spellbinding, by God what a voice for a slim wee fella, Anthem as a closer, a stroke of genius, the crowd would've followed him oot the door and doon the street to that one, a brave choice and pulled off brillianly!!
SAHBOTAGE - There are no words, But I'll try, brilliant , superb, tremendous, and most of all SENSATIONAL, hats off to you guys, you came, you saw , you all performed yer arse off, and you conquered, it was , raw, exiting, powerful, and a sh*tload of fun, you guys F*CKIN ROCKED!!!!!!!!!!
THE SAHB ALL STARS-Absolutely great, as always, Messrs GLEN, McKENNA, MAXWELL And MORRISON rocked the house , with some help from the Sahbotage boys, always awsome to see the boys in action, truly Sensational!!!
TIGERS ON VASELINE - From the opening chords of Hang On To Yourself, i thought "F*cking Hell , these guys do not F*ck about, Wow!!", and my admiration grew with every number, I ain't no musician, but i can appreciate those that are, totally fautless, totally tight, and absolutely flawless, totally professional, i was gobsmacked, and doing "No Complaints Department" and pulling it off brilliantly, that took bollocks the size of space hoppers, and it was great, well done, haven't heard much from the real David Bowie, I reckon he should he should form a Tigers On Vaseline Tribute Band, he'll need to polish his act up though!!!.
TOMMY - A real Guitar Hero, We are not worthy, We are not worthy, a star in the making, and a helluva nice guy as well, remember folks we knew him then!!!!
SGT.FURY- The Sultan of the Skins, the Prince of Percussion, the man played all night and never showed signs of flagging, for a man of his age, amazing! ;D
TOMAHAWK KID - Ye pulled it off, without a hitch, yer a star, well played, you've done Sahbstock, I'm phoning Gordon Brown to get ye tae fix the economy, after this ye can walk on water, only if ye take yer good lady Mos and the lovely Miss Mayhem to keep ye right, hats off tae the Tomohawk Ladies, without yourselves it wouldn't have been as perfect as it was!!!!!
BIG HOGGY- the Master of Airdrie Station, the T-shirt Sales Executive Extrodinaire, and a wee bit 'o' a vandal, spray painting oan wa's at his age, I don't know, but the man is a prince, there were some bottles 'o' whiskey in the raffle, and he said he would take them hame and check them for poison to save all of us, they don't make men like that any more. ;D ;D
He also did a lot to make it all happen , well done!!
ZENMETAL - the Martin Scorcese of the evening, the guy never left his post, he did the filming all night, never got a beer, never even got a chance to pee, now thats devotion, but he says he's gonna drink like a bugger in December in Edinburgh, also a helluva nice chap, well done ZM.
LAST BUT NOT LEAST- THE TROOPS, ye were all tremendous, a grand crowd of fun loving good humoured mental cases, it was an absolute pleasure to be in your company one and all, and it was great to put some faces to names, every one of you were tremendous, and we all seemed to have a ball, so when do we start planning next years?
SAHBSTOCK THE SORDID TRUTH
There was everything you could want there was sex, drums, and rock 'n 'roll, all the key ingredients for a grand night out, there were exotic dusky maidens, dodgy characters at every turn, the music, oh the music, what can i say, every single person there had the sh*t impressed out of them, it was superb, where to begin
CHAD THE LAD and K9 KEV - Top notch, fautless, totally superb, even some of the , shall we say senior attendees stated " its not my kinda music, but those lads are very good!!" high praise indeed from the auld farts who would change channels in a second if they heard rap, from me, well done, and entertataining and a wicked sense 'o' humour, hope yer available for Sahbstock 2 lads!!!!.
MATT BLACK - tremendous, helluva singer with a helluva range, and a superb geetar player to boot, absolutely spellbinding, by God what a voice for a slim wee fella, Anthem as a closer, a stroke of genius, the crowd would've followed him oot the door and doon the street to that one, a brave choice and pulled off brillianly!!
SAHBOTAGE - There are no words, But I'll try, brilliant , superb, tremendous, and most of all SENSATIONAL, hats off to you guys, you came, you saw , you all performed yer arse off, and you conquered, it was , raw, exiting, powerful, and a sh*tload of fun, you guys F*CKIN ROCKED!!!!!!!!!!
THE SAHB ALL STARS-Absolutely great, as always, Messrs GLEN, McKENNA, MAXWELL And MORRISON rocked the house , with some help from the Sahbotage boys, always awsome to see the boys in action, truly Sensational!!!
TIGERS ON VASELINE - From the opening chords of Hang On To Yourself, i thought "F*cking Hell , these guys do not F*ck about, Wow!!", and my admiration grew with every number, I ain't no musician, but i can appreciate those that are, totally fautless, totally tight, and absolutely flawless, totally professional, i was gobsmacked, and doing "No Complaints Department" and pulling it off brilliantly, that took bollocks the size of space hoppers, and it was great, well done, haven't heard much from the real David Bowie, I reckon he should he should form a Tigers On Vaseline Tribute Band, he'll need to polish his act up though!!!.
TOMMY - A real Guitar Hero, We are not worthy, We are not worthy, a star in the making, and a helluva nice guy as well, remember folks we knew him then!!!!
SGT.FURY- The Sultan of the Skins, the Prince of Percussion, the man played all night and never showed signs of flagging, for a man of his age, amazing! ;D
TOMAHAWK KID - Ye pulled it off, without a hitch, yer a star, well played, you've done Sahbstock, I'm phoning Gordon Brown to get ye tae fix the economy, after this ye can walk on water, only if ye take yer good lady Mos and the lovely Miss Mayhem to keep ye right, hats off tae the Tomohawk Ladies, without yourselves it wouldn't have been as perfect as it was!!!!!
BIG HOGGY- the Master of Airdrie Station, the T-shirt Sales Executive Extrodinaire, and a wee bit 'o' a vandal, spray painting oan wa's at his age, I don't know, but the man is a prince, there were some bottles 'o' whiskey in the raffle, and he said he would take them hame and check them for poison to save all of us, they don't make men like that any more. ;D ;D
He also did a lot to make it all happen , well done!!
ZENMETAL - the Martin Scorcese of the evening, the guy never left his post, he did the filming all night, never got a beer, never even got a chance to pee, now thats devotion, but he says he's gonna drink like a bugger in December in Edinburgh, also a helluva nice chap, well done ZM.
LAST BUT NOT LEAST- THE TROOPS, ye were all tremendous, a grand crowd of fun loving good humoured mental cases, it was an absolute pleasure to be in your company one and all, and it was great to put some faces to names, every one of you were tremendous, and we all seemed to have a ball, so when do we start planning next years?
