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Post by mehrtsfan on Jul 6, 2009 12:06:03 GMT
Items that caught my eye today.
The monkeys escaped from Chester zoo at the weekend. I suggest they start looking in Westminster.
Man shot in a shop in Manchester hit six times. Police believe he was an innocent bystander-thank god he wasn't targetted.
Police carry out drugs raid on Leeds lap dancing bar. Were they looking for crack?
Has anyone any more news that caught their eye?
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Post by Catherine on Jul 6, 2009 17:57:28 GMT
The latest news on the SAHB forum front page.......... Chris being interviewed at 8.40 am..................................has anyone explained to hm that AM is not in the evening??? ;D (rather you than me!! )
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Post by Brokenantler on Jul 6, 2009 18:26:22 GMT
Maybe Chris thinks AM means after midnight ;D Cheerz md
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Post by platterpete on Jul 6, 2009 18:29:07 GMT
Maybe Chris thinks AM means after midnight ;D Cheerz md or it's a new radio station.......
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Post by Catherine on Jul 6, 2009 18:34:16 GMT
Maybe Chris thinks AM means after midnight ;D Cheerz md or it's a new radio station....... Probably both!!!! Bless him......he'll be 60 next year, you know - has he mentioned it? Speaking of which - new research claims that a few cups of coffee a day could alleviate some of the memory loss symptoms experienced by Alzheimer's patients...........................but how will they remember that?? It must be right - it worked on mice........
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Post by platterpete on Jul 6, 2009 19:11:14 GMT
how the hell can they know if a mouse has forgotten anything, did it say something like 'now where did I put those flaming keys or something?' What's the betting the research was sponsored by Nescafe!!!
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Post by Catherine on Jul 6, 2009 19:13:21 GMT
how the hell can they know if a mouse has forgotten anything, did it say something like 'now where did I put those flaming keys or something?' What's the betting the research was sponsored by Nescafe!!! EXACTLY!!! Doncha LURVE news? ? Good thread Mehrty!!
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Post by bluesrider on Jul 7, 2009 18:56:13 GMT
Hows this then some scientific types are doing experiments with bits of salamander to try and find a way to grow new limbs.Might prove useful to those who get legless on newkie brown/pernod no names eh TK
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Post by thetomahawkkid1 on Jul 7, 2009 20:31:52 GMT
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Post by mehrtsfan on Jul 8, 2009 9:33:21 GMT
Today's shock headline- 'Scientists produce sperm in laboratory'. It may explain why a lot of them wear glasses or someone got caught and came up with a lame excuse. Were their motives linked to human infertility or an attempt to save the world's kitten population?
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Post by penny on Jul 16, 2009 18:49:55 GMT
Yesterday's Daily Record says that a third of Scottish dogs are overweight, according to the PDSA.
One distraught owner said ' Tara is a wonderful dog and I was shocked to learn she is overweight'.
Tara has got 2 and a half stone to lose and you wouldn't want her to sit on your lap. Or your feet.
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Post by caveman on Jul 16, 2009 19:36:49 GMT
Newsflash "Michael Jackson is still dead!!!"
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Post by Catherine on Jul 16, 2009 21:41:09 GMT
Newsflash " Michael Jackson is still dead!!!" Pah! Harrumph!! Tommyrot! Horsefeathers and hogwash - SINCE WHEN? HMMMM? ?? You'll be telling me next that STV is no longer screening The White Heather Club - as if!!!!! That's just sensationalism, if you ask me!!!! ;D
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Post by bluesrider on Jul 19, 2009 14:56:59 GMT
Apparently 1400 tonnes of illegally dumped toxic waste has been found in Brazil,arrangements are being made to send it home !!! Own up which soft c,unt put the made in Britain sticker on it??
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Post by bluesrider on Jul 20, 2009 19:13:27 GMT
Todays news is brilliant Shetland council have more cctv than San Franscisco PD...Mysterious Island!
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Post by mehrtsfan on Jul 21, 2009 16:27:35 GMT
A man burst into flames after sniffing petrol when police shot him with a taser gun. Sounds like a spectacular party trick. P.S.Has anyone seen my 'Made in Britain' Stickers.
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Post by mehrtsfan on Jul 30, 2009 13:18:25 GMT
A woman on the front page of the Sun is expecting her 14th child - the other 13 are all in care but she's hoping to keep this one. William Hill is not giving good odds. PS If you press the AltGr button and a left or right arrow you can look at this page sideways. Handy if you fall over and/or can't stand up.
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Post by Catherine on Jul 30, 2009 18:57:36 GMT
A woman on the front page of the Sun is expecting her 14th child - the other 13 are all in care but she's hoping to keep this one. William Hill is not giving good odds. PS If you press the AltGr button and a left or right arrow you can look at this page sideways. Handy if you fall over and/or can't stand up. Are you having difficulty keeping upright, Mehrty?? ;D
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Post by mehrtsfan on Aug 20, 2009 16:19:46 GMT
I'm not sure if this goes here or in the WTF category but I found the story in the New Zealand papers for anyone who regularly reads the Otago Times quite endearing with a headline 'Man barbecues dog'. He was probably barking mad but I bet he felt ruff after. I'm sure the more creative among you will come up with similarly tasteless remarks to follow mine. Perhaps you might like to think of some names for recipes where the main ingredient is one of your pets?I am of course excluding any reptiles from this just for TK's benefit.
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Post by platterpete on Aug 20, 2009 16:53:53 GMT
There's panic at Cardiff Wales Airport Security today as they are drilled ready for the arrival of Penny (Barry Sheen) Harding Roberts in November. A Cardiff Wales Airport spokesman said "We had massive problems with her last year see boyo, so we reinforced the sensors, now we've bin told that she has reinforced the metal in er legs, blinking eck!! What are we goying to do bach?"
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Post by thetomahawkkid1 on Aug 20, 2009 17:31:24 GMT
I'm not sure if this goes here or in the WTF category but I found the story in the New Zealand papers for anyone who regularly reads the Otago Times quite endearing with a headline 'Man barbecues dog'. He was probably barking mad but I bet he felt ruff after. I'm sure the more creative among you will come up with similarly tasteless remarks to follow mine. Perhaps you might like to think of some names for recipes where the main ingredient is one of your pets?I am of course excluding any reptiles from this just for TK's benefit. why thank you, although natives call the green iguana.....jungle chicken mmmm....i wonder why
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Post by platterpete on Aug 20, 2009 19:52:31 GMT
There's panic at Cardiff Wales Airport Security today as they are drilled ready for the arrival of Penny (Barry Sheen) Harding Roberts in November. A Cardiff Wales Airport spokesman said "We had massive problems with her last year see boyo, so we reinforced the sensors, now we've bin told that she has reinforced the metal in er legs, blinking eck!! What are we goying to do bach?" This has created 5 new jobs in the area and Chief of security Evan Thomas Evans can try out his son's metal detector for the first time since Christmas
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Post by penny on Aug 20, 2009 19:57:03 GMT
There's panic at Cardiff Wales Airport Security today as they are drilled ready for the arrival of Penny (Barry Sheen) Harding Roberts in November. A Cardiff Wales Airport spokesman said "We had massive problems with her last year see boyo, so we reinforced the sensors, now we've bin told that she has reinforced the metal in er legs, blinking eck!! What are we goying to do bach?" This has created 5 new jobs in the area and Chief of security Evan Thomas Evans can try out his son's metal detector for the first time since Christmas Your a cheeky b*gger, Platterpete!!!!
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Post by Catherine on Aug 20, 2009 19:58:12 GMT
There's panic at Cardiff Wales Airport Security today as they are drilled ready for the arrival of Penny (Barry Sheen) Harding Roberts in November. A Cardiff Wales Airport spokesman said "We had massive problems with her last year see boyo, so we reinforced the sensors, now we've bin told that she has reinforced the metal in er legs, blinking eck!! What are we goying to do bach?" This has created 5 new jobs in the area and Chief of security Evan Thomas Evans can try out his son's metal detector for the first time since Christmas Here's hoping the metal detector doesn't just home in on the errant wiring in Milady's underpinnings!!!!!! In flight in December she was receiving Radio Caroline - via her underwiring!! Perhaps more than 5 new jobs should be created - just in case....
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Post by bluesrider on Aug 20, 2009 20:03:12 GMT
I'm not sure if this goes here or in the WTF category but I found the story in the New Zealand papers for anyone who regularly reads the Otago Times quite endearing with a headline 'Man barbecues dog'. He was probably barking mad but I bet he felt ruff after. I'm sure the more creative among you will come up with similarly tasteless remarks to follow mine. Perhaps you might like to think of some names for recipes where the main ingredient is one of your pets?I am of course excluding any reptiles from this just for TK's benefit. why thank you, although natives call the green iguana.....jungle chicken mmmm....i wonder why They say Hedgehog tastes like chicken,snake tastes like chicken every weird creature on earth ,platypus....CHICKEN but why? so you can get the kids to eat it ;D ;D ;D
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