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Post by penny on Aug 20, 2009 20:05:25 GMT
This has created 5 new jobs in the area and Chief of security Evan Thomas Evans can try out his son's metal detector for the first time since Christmas Here's hoping the metal detector doesn't just home in on the errant wiring in Milady's underpinnings!!!!!! In flight in December she was receiving Radio Caroline - via her underwiring!! Perhaps more than 5 new jobs should be created - just in case.... That reminds me Queen Catherine, must get underwiring sorted for November. Requests from Radio Caroline, anyone? ;D
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Post by Catherine on Aug 20, 2009 20:14:33 GMT
Here's hoping the metal detector doesn't just home in on the errant wiring in Milady's underpinnings!!!!!! In flight in December she was receiving Radio Caroline - via her underwiring!! Perhaps more than 5 new jobs should be created - just in case.... That reminds me Queen Catherine, must get underwiring sorted for November. Requests from Radio Caroline, anyone? ;D Howzabout - Dear Radio Caroline, Please give some of your records to Planet Rock - on the grounds that variety is the spice of life!!
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Post by Catherine on Aug 20, 2009 20:16:05 GMT
why thank you, although natives call the green iguana.....jungle chicken mmmm....i wonder why They say Hedgehog tastes like chicken,snake tastes like chicken every weird creature on earth ,platypus....CHICKEN but why? so you can get the kids to eat it ;D ;D ;D OR cos chicken tastes like SH1T??!!
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Post by penny on Aug 25, 2009 19:49:43 GMT
A man has turned up to the Antiques Roadshow with an antique glass bottle that he paid £1,000 for.
The expert looked it over and concluded that the bottle was in fact an olive oil bottle from Tesco circa 2009.
The film footage will not be broadcast!
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Post by mehrtsfan on Sept 13, 2010 14:32:08 GMT
The headline on the BBC news web site today was that two men are in court for making £250,000 from selling sperm on the internet. It seems odd that the picture of them showed them looking like middle aged business men in suits rather than them looking dishevelled, wearing bottle bottom specs and having a right arm like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Post by Catherine on Sept 13, 2010 14:44:39 GMT
Just goes to show you can't always judge a, erm, shall we say, book by the cover!! Maybe they had a makeover, using some of their hard earned cash!! ;D
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Post by penny on Sept 13, 2010 16:19:52 GMT
Nice one Merhty, that made me laugh like a drain.
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Post by Mrs Foster on Sept 14, 2010 7:13:52 GMT
coupe of wankers ;D
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Post by mehrtsfan on Sept 17, 2010 12:08:22 GMT
I read today that there has been a hoohaa about a reviewer of Clare Balding's programme about a tour of Britain on a bicycle when he called it 'd**e on a Bike'. The judgement of the PCC described his words as a pejorative description. Does 'pejorative' mean 'accurate'?
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Post by Catherine on Sept 17, 2010 19:37:40 GMT
It must do Your "donors" were on the news tonight......a very respectable looking pair of wankers......
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Post by mehrtsfan on Oct 12, 2010 12:20:33 GMT
Today's pearl of wisdom is that a chap with no arms who plays the piano with his feet has won the final of 'China's Got Talent'. Apparently he gave a very good rendition of James Blunt's 'Your Beautiful'. I don't like the Cowellesque programmes and would rather watch a blank screen than see his mercenary mug adorning my screen. However if they got more people on there with an odd bit missing playing instruments with unexpected parts of their anatomy I might change my mind. At the moment I'm thinking about a naked woman playing a cello but that might not be related to the above.
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Post by Ginnie on Oct 12, 2010 22:43:25 GMT
I'm not missing any body parts (except a few hairs on the top of my head), but I once sang, played guitar, smoked a cigarette, played harmonica and drank a beer at the same time. Really!
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Post by caveman on Oct 20, 2010 9:12:58 GMT
somedays i can walk and chew chewing gum simultaniously, does that qualify???
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Post by mehrtsfan on Nov 5, 2010 18:56:36 GMT
Bosses at 'Countdown' had to axe a round when a contestant offered an expletive as an answer. The letters on offer were DTCEIASHF and he came up with a word they said meant a 'rude or obnoxious person'. Well they're a couple of letters short of anything that springs to mind but I will be guided by the wiser SAHBsters. Any suggestions??If not we're shafted.
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Post by Catherine on Nov 5, 2010 20:24:08 GMT
Bosses at 'Countdown' had to axe a round when a contestant offered an expletive as an answer. The letters on offer were DTCEIASHF and he came up with a word they said meant a 'rude or obnoxious person'. Well they're a couple of letters short of anything that springs to mind but I will be guided by the wiser SAHBsters. Any suggestions??If not we're shafted. Nope!! It doesn't say Happy Birthday to Chris for tomorrow, either - I give in - bring back the Vorderman bint
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Post by mehrtsfan on Nov 8, 2010 10:30:07 GMT
For the benefit of those who didn't get that one the Countdown story was right and my witty bit was that the longest word I could make was 'shafted' and couldn't make a word that meant rude or obnoxious person so was hoping for help and guidance.
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Post by thetomahawkkid1 on Nov 8, 2010 11:57:11 GMT
..........mibbees s hitface, or s hitfaced !!
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Post by caveman on Nov 8, 2010 11:59:13 GMT
what about shitfaced, that works
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Post by caveman on Nov 8, 2010 12:00:06 GMT
great minds etc........................ see above
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Post by thetomahawkkid1 on Nov 8, 2010 12:01:57 GMT
;D
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Post by mehrtsfan on Nov 10, 2010 10:36:07 GMT
Scientists have discovered a bushcricket which has testicles that form 14% of its body weight. Fairly impressive if you ask me. To put it in context mine would weigh over two stone!!Might be difficult getting them tucked in though. Also if Nicky Campbell is reading this the foreign policy under Disraeli was 'splendid isolation' and not what you said on the phone in this morning.
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Post by penny on Nov 10, 2010 12:27:15 GMT
Scientists have discovered a bushcricket which has testicles that form 14% of its body weight. Fairly impressive if you ask me. To put it in context mine would weigh over two stone!!Might be difficult getting them tucked in though. Also if Nicky Campbell is reading this the foreign policy under Disraeli was 'splendid isolation' and not what you said on the phone in this morning. You've made me laugh again, have a karma. ;D
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Post by Ginnie on Nov 10, 2010 23:30:57 GMT
Scientists have discovered a bushcricket which has testicles that form 14% of its body weight. Fairly impressive if you ask me. . Have you ever seen the balls on domesticated male rats? Yowser!
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Post by penny on Nov 11, 2010 11:24:01 GMT
Scientists have discovered a bushcricket which has testicles that form 14% of its body weight. Fairly impressive if you ask me. . Have you ever seen the balls on domesticated male rats? Yowser! Thanks for the helpful photo, Ginnie!! ;D ;D
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Post by mehrtsfan on Nov 11, 2010 14:33:02 GMT
Renault have won a legal case to call their new model 'Zoe' after two sets of parents had taken them to court because they both have a child called Zoe Renault and didn't want their kids having the pi** taken. Well what do you expect if you choose a surname the same as a car. Why not change it to Ford Escort or something then you'd be ok in France but might have a few probs on holiday in Britain.
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