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Post by mehrtsfan on Nov 9, 2011 13:33:48 GMT
At the weekend they said someone had reported seeing two lions wandering about down the road. Either it was a hoax or I'm going to start drinking in the same pub they do.
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Post by mehrtsfan on Nov 9, 2011 13:38:32 GMT
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Post by Ginnie on Nov 9, 2011 22:38:24 GMT
Don't know much about rugby - really liked playing it in high school though.
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Post by mehrtsfan on Nov 10, 2011 13:04:05 GMT
And today's gems are:- Raiders entered a shop in Manchester armed with a sledgehammer and axe and left with .......a bag of monster munch?? And some dingaling in Batley paid a guy in the street £200 for a laptop bag which he was told was an ipad but when he opened it later found the bag to be full of potatoes. Is there a joke about chips in there somewhere?
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Post by thetomahawkkid1 on Nov 10, 2011 16:19:07 GMT
aye...............he's had his !!!
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Post by mehrtsfan on Dec 13, 2011 13:06:58 GMT
And Jonathan Peter Wilkinson has announced his retirement. I am not sure whether to have a minute's silence or a minute's applause not least because those awfully broad minded Australian chaps wrote lots of bad stuff about him. And the reason they said they were glad to see the back of him? He was too good. Not like that David Campesie who was the greatest player to run onto a rugby pitch. And if you don't believe me, ask him.
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Post by thetomahawkkid1 on Dec 13, 2011 16:27:17 GMT
son of bawbag heading for scotland
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Post by mehrtsfan on Dec 15, 2011 16:44:12 GMT
Who came up with that for the name of a hurricane?
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Post by mehrtsfan on Dec 16, 2011 16:34:09 GMT
A consultant in Yorkshire has just been awarded a lottery win as compensation in an employment tribunal of £4.5m so she'll never have to work again. That'll sort out the waiting lists for operations.
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Post by mehrtsfan on Dec 19, 2011 13:33:22 GMT
The Krankies have confessed to being swingers according to the Sun??
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Post by Catherine on Dec 19, 2011 14:33:35 GMT
The Krankies have confessed to being swingers according to the Sun?? OMG!!!! Just who WOULD? With EITHER of them??
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Post by thetomahawkkid1 on Dec 19, 2011 16:21:10 GMT
the krankies n swingin.............................aye oan the end o a rope mibbees
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Post by mehrtsfan on Dec 19, 2011 17:47:29 GMT
You could draw the short straw if you were unlucky??
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Post by Catherine on Dec 20, 2011 7:49:15 GMT
You could draw the short straw if you were unlucky?? Either way, whatever length the straw, your luck just ran out if you end up with a Krankie!!
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Post by Sahbotage on Dec 20, 2011 10:54:12 GMT
Is it me, or is wee Jimmy Krankie looking more and more like Angus from AC/DC?
And, even more spookie, Fan-dabi-dozi sounds like whole lotta Rosie when your drunk.
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Post by mehrtsfan on Dec 20, 2011 12:35:07 GMT
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Post by mehrtsfan on Dec 20, 2011 12:42:05 GMT
And if you ever fancy being remembered for something think about Harald Schumacher a German goalkeeper who collided in controversial fashion with a french player which got France knocked out of the world cup. The impressive bit was that in a poll in the french press he managed to beat Hitler into second place as the most unpopular person. Come to think of it I'm not that fond of the other chap who bears that name and drives a racing car.
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Post by Catherine on Dec 20, 2011 15:56:02 GMT
Phuck yeah!!!! ;D
Erm, I mean to say, yes, suppose he might!
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Post by Catherine on Dec 20, 2011 15:57:09 GMT
Is it me, or is wee Jimmy Krankie looking more and more like Angus from AC/DC? And, even more spookie, Fan-dabi-dozi sounds like whole lotta Rosie when your drunk. Right again, Sahby - it's you!!
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Post by Catherine on Dec 20, 2011 16:19:28 GMT
Is it me, or is wee Jimmy Krankie looking more and more like Angus from AC/DC? And, even more spookie, Fan-dabi-dozi sounds like whole lotta Rosie when your drunk. To assist with the enlightenment of The Children of them Colonies, The Krankies, a husband and wife team, consider themselves to be entertainers; they are SO not entertaining. She is supposed to be a naughty schoolboy and I dunno why he's hangin' with a schoolboy. This is them out of costume, normal, if you like
This is them in character, she's under 5' tall and he's "normal"!!
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Post by penny on Dec 20, 2011 19:15:01 GMT
In the Krankies 'normal' photo, what have they done to poor Orville the Duck???
(Mind you, if they have decapitated him it will stop the bugger from 'singing'!)
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Post by Catherine on Dec 20, 2011 20:08:17 GMT
In the Krankies 'normal' photo, what have they done to poor Orville the Duck??? (Mind you, if they have decapitated him it will stop the bugger from 'singing'!) OMG!!!! I didn't notice that!!!
It's bad enough having to deal with the image of The Krankies as "swingers" without wondering whether or not they have phucked the duck as well!! You're right though, Penny - if it stops the dreadful duck in a diaper singing - it's for the good of mankind!!
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Post by Sahbotage on Dec 21, 2011 11:00:44 GMT
I didn't think Hitler was that unpopular in France, they welcomed the German army in with open arms, (or legs in the case of the women). dirty cheese eating surrender monkeys! Come to think of it, we havn't been to war with France for a very long time, used to be something of a hobby in the past, on the other hand, they do make nice wine ;D
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Post by mehrtsfan on Jan 6, 2012 14:15:29 GMT
I see Natasha Giggs is on the telly in that awful programme I refuse to watch. It'll be the first time she's 'been on Big Brother' with her knickers on.
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Post by mehrtsfan on Jan 11, 2012 12:58:23 GMT
Some guy has decided to end it all by jumping into a vat at the Glenfiddich distillery which brought back the memories of the demise of my own gradfather who passed away in similar fashion despite the fact that he got out three times for a p*ss.
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