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Post by ian on Mar 20, 2013 19:56:44 GMT
You know the format.
What would you put into Room 101?
I have enough subdued anger to keep this thread burning for weeks on my own ... but let's hear yours first ;D
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Post by error500error on Mar 20, 2013 20:43:57 GMT
Bruce Forsyth
Windows 8
Yoghurt
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Post by manwithnoface on Mar 20, 2013 21:34:03 GMT
Artificial /Fake/self taught Speech Affectations - . i.e. purposeful Glottal Stop/so called Estuary English/Deliberately Dropped âTâs/Fake Rastafarian
Football â . They should finally declare a winner and then it should STOP
Okra â . Quite the most disgusting thing I have ever put in my mouth
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Post by weepete on Mar 20, 2013 21:56:59 GMT
Plastic packaging that you have to use a pair of scissors on to open.
T.V. programmes where they keep telling you what is coming up next and what has already been shown....
Welsh rugby fans
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Post by Addy on Mar 20, 2013 22:19:51 GMT
definitely plastic packets that you have to open with scissors & other similar packaging
people who belittle & manipulate loads of washing up
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Post by manwithnoface on Mar 20, 2013 22:25:12 GMT
Plastic packaging that you have to use a pair of scissors on to open. T.V. programmes where they keep telling you what is coming up next and what has already been shown.... DM agrees with you ... Rant> Welsh rugby fans
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Post by penny on Mar 20, 2013 22:25:46 GMT
Supermarket 'offers' - here today gone tomorrow Bullies Celery
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Post by ian on Mar 21, 2013 0:15:07 GMT
Truckers who take it in turn to drive at 45mph, two abreast, for mile upon mile along the A14 leaving two mile tailbacks in their wake.
Reality TV
Piccalilly
Nick Clegg
Tony Pulis
Waitresses or others who tell me to 'Enjoy'
Stoke on Trent City Council (bastids)
... and much much more
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Post by Catherine on Mar 21, 2013 7:40:13 GMT
Waitresses who wait until you've put the first (hopefully delicious) forkful of food into your mouth who POUNCE at that point and ask if everything's ok with your meal.
Trust me, they'd soon enough know if it wasn't!! ;D
As Penny, will bear witness, I have a habit of saying - when something really only fit for Room 101 comes up - "when I rule the world..........." makes for interesting listening sometimes!! Maybe could be incorporated into this excellent new thread!!
KARMA for Ian
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Post by penny on Mar 21, 2013 8:39:30 GMT
Waitresses who wait until you've put the first (hopefully delicious) forkful of food into your mouth who POUNCE at that point and ask if everything's ok with your meal.
Trust me, they'd soon enough know if it wasn't!! ;D
As Penny, will bear witness, I have a habit of saying - when something really only fit for Room 101 comes up - "when I rule the world..........." makes for interesting listening sometimes!! Maybe could be incorporated into this excellent new thread!!
KARMA for Ian
Yes indeed, when Catherine rules the world (or becomes Pope) the world will be a much better place! ;D Can I add to my list : Drivers who won't pull round buses at bus stops even though the road ahead is clear. Cyclists. Helmets, lights and other safety equipment will be compulsory when Catherine rules the world!
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Post by Mrs Foster on Mar 21, 2013 9:11:42 GMT
As much as I oppose lists, I shall add to this one rivers who do not indicate get right on my tits. Litter louts Women who swear Gall bladders, Ooops, mine is probably in there already ;D
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Post by ian on Mar 21, 2013 10:37:45 GMT
As much as I oppose lists, I shall add to this one rivers who do not indicate get right on my tits. Litter louts Women who swear Gall bladders, Ooops, mine is probably in there already ;D Wye?
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Post by Catherine on Mar 21, 2013 11:20:57 GMT
Waitresses who wait until you've put the first (hopefully delicious) forkful of food into your mouth who POUNCE at that point and ask if everything's ok with your meal.
Trust me, they'd soon enough know if it wasn't!! ;D
As Penny, will bear witness, I have a habit of saying - when something really only fit for Room 101 comes up - "when I rule the world..........." makes for interesting listening sometimes!! Maybe could be incorporated into this excellent new thread!!
KARMA for Ian
Yes indeed, when Catherine rules the world (or becomes Pope) the world will be a much better place! ;D Can I add to my list : Drivers who won't pull round buses at bus stops even though the road ahead is clear. Cyclists. Helmets, lights and other safety equipment will be compulsory when Catherine rules the world! I believe that, come the day, I would be inclined to ban buses and cyclists
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Post by Catherine on Mar 21, 2013 11:21:53 GMT
As much as I oppose lists, I shall add to this one rivers who do not indicate get right on my tits. Litter louts Women who swear Gall bladders, Ooops, mine is probably in there already ;D FFS, Hoggy!!
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Post by ian on Mar 21, 2013 13:07:06 GMT
Waitresses who wait until you've put the first (hopefully delicious) forkful of food into your mouth who POUNCE at that point and ask if everything's ok with your meal. Absolutely this Do you think they're trained to do this just in case you have a genuine complaint?
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Post by error500error on Mar 21, 2013 13:32:27 GMT
Sofa Adverts
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Post by Catherine on Mar 21, 2013 14:23:48 GMT
As much as I oppose lists, I shall add to this one rivers who do not indicate get right on my tits. Litter louts Women who swear Gall bladders, Ooops, mine is probably in there already ;D Wye? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D More karma!!
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Post by Catherine on Mar 21, 2013 14:24:35 GMT
You know the format. What would you put into Room 101? I have enough subdued anger to keep this thread burning for weeks on my own ... but let's hear yours first ;D Perhaps Doktor Siggy could help here.......
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Post by Catherine on Mar 21, 2013 14:25:42 GMT
;D Especially the "Ladyboy" one!!
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Post by Catherine on Mar 21, 2013 14:31:16 GMT
Text speak
Bad manners
Drivers that indicate left and then turn right (coming off the M54 this very morning)
The use of "absolutely" when "yes" does perfectly well
The great wandering apostrophe
People who talk AT you rather have a conversation with you (bad habit of mine - ask Penny again!!)
The fact that, try as I may, I usually fail to be gracious when paid a compliment e.g. someone admires what I'm wearing, instead of saying, "oh, thankyou", I breenge off into a great speel of how old it is, where I got it and what a bargain it was.
Strawberry Daquiri (although it was all my own fault!!)
"Celebrities"
Bad teeth
"Newspapers" that think we want to hear and see what they have to say and publish and the paparazzi contibutions.
However, on a more positive note, when I rule the world everyone can go to the hairdresser every day, if they want to, free of charge; that's what I call the NHS, National Hair Service
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Post by mehrtsfan on Mar 21, 2013 14:49:41 GMT
Just doing as I have been told........ Car crashes - or more specifically my jeep Burst water pipes and all the inconvenience that follows. There are a few more but I have a pact with my pal that we are not to mention them.
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Post by Catherine on Mar 21, 2013 15:46:12 GMT
Things that are not fit for their purpose, for example, mops and floor sweeper duster do dah things with telescopic handles. They slide down and lock in place beautifully but when the handle is extended........it just doesn't lock. grrrrrrrrrrr
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Post by Catherine on Mar 21, 2013 15:47:37 GMT
Waitresses who wait until you've put the first (hopefully delicious) forkful of food into your mouth who POUNCE at that point and ask if everything's ok with your meal. Absolutely this Do you think they're trained to do this just in case you have a genuine complaint? Sorry I couldn't reply before Ian, I'd just taken a bite of a delicious, nutritious sandwich.......... ;D
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Post by penny on Mar 21, 2013 16:30:26 GMT
;D Especially the "Ladyboy" one!! Glad we are not the only ones to think that's what she says! ;D
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Post by ian on Mar 21, 2013 19:49:37 GMT
Absolutely this Do you think they're trained to do this just in case you have a genuine complaint? Sorry I couldn't reply before Ian, I'd just taken a bite of a delicious, nutritious sandwich.......... ;DThat's ok Catherine, I was too busy trying to work out what a wandering apostrophe was to notice
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