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Post by victor55 on Aug 18, 2009 23:01:43 GMT
No piano Vic, but i do eat with chopsticks occasionally!! Vic? who is zis Vic? I am Dr.Siggy ,Mann, der libt in einer Hohle; how long have you have zese "realitat pausen"? Hmm??
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Post by Ginnie on Aug 19, 2009 0:07:48 GMT
Some doctor you are Mr. Ziggy - I fell asleep on your couch, missing lunch with the wife and now she's pissed at me. This is what I get for fifty bucks?
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Post by Catherine on Aug 19, 2009 8:20:07 GMT
CHILDREN!!!!! CHILDREN!!!!!! There will be CHILDREN at SAHBstock...............oh no!!!!!!
Doctor Vic - HELP, man cubs, young humans.......I'll get that rash again...... Ah; ya-now Catherine; calm ze doon; calm zee doon- but first mein dear Fraulein; are you not ze one whom fanzies herself queen of zome victicious kingdom named Vibrania vich est based on zome zort of primal rhythmical ritual??-tell Siggy; go ahead Oh, Doctor Siggy! I'm SO pleased you're still here!!
What happened.....was......
I was walking down the street, minding my own affair - actually, we were driving from Shropshire to nearby Cheshire, one sunny Easter Sunday morning, we had arranged to meet my big brother, who has extraordinarily slender fingers, and some friends of his.This, then is what came to pass - we all met up, we had lunch - it snowed - we went back to the Civic Hall in Nantwich; met up with some more friends - and then!!! AND THEN!!!!!That primal rythmical ritual thing all kicked off - Oh! Doc! It was SENSATIONAL!!!!!! I knew then I needed help - I called you - but you were as bemused as I was!!!!Somehow, we survived the ordeal - my Prince Regent - I mean, Darling Man, and I - (Prince Regent?? where did THAT come from??) and got home safely, with no more serious side effects than a muffled ringing in the ears.N.E.X.T. thing I know, I am being hailed as Dame President Lady Mayoress of Vibrania!!!! Before long - and let it be a matter of record - I nevvur dun nuthin'- from time to time, I am addressed as Queen of Vibrania - why only in May of this year, way up north in Bonnie Dundee, a charming, if somewhat effeminate youth, INSISTED that I sign the back of his tee shirt as just that - Queen of Vibrania!!!! You MUST help me!!!! One minute, I'm a middle aged housewife, known for copius amounts of vicarious gravitas, the N.E.X.T - I'm Queen of somewhere I've never heard of!!! I tell you - it's left me quite giddy!!As a Children of Them Colonies - one COMMANDS you to come to one's aid!!You are my only hope - if you can't help, one will have to unleash the GIANT STONE EATER........and you don't want THAT - do you, Doctor Siggy, DAHLING???
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Post by CROOK TOWN on Aug 19, 2009 15:57:44 GMT
catherine, leave the drink alone....
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Post by Ginnie on Aug 19, 2009 16:13:29 GMT
Well, Dr. Ziggy isn't in right now. I've been waiting here on the couch for him all day. He said 10 o'clock. Where the heck is he? umm... Perhaps I can help you?
I think you should learn to accept things that you can't change and go out and have a couple of drinks. After that, if you are still confused, then have two more... if you're still confused, throw your hands up in the air because you're f*cked. Don't tell Ziggy I was here....
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Post by victor55 on Aug 19, 2009 17:04:32 GMT
Ah; ya-now Catherine; calm ze doon; calm zee doon- but first mein dear Fraulein; are you not ze one whom fanzies herself queen of zome victicious kingdom named Vibrania vich est based on zome zort of primal rhythmical ritual??-tell Siggy; go ahead Oh, Doctor Siggy! I'm SO pleased you're still here!!
What happened.....was......
I was walking down the street, minding my own affair - actually, we were driving from Shropshire to nearby Cheshire, one sunny Easter Sunday morning, we had arranged to meet my big brother, who has extraordinarily slender fingers, and some friends of his.This, then is what came to pass - we all met up, we had lunch - it snowed - we went back to the Civic Hall in Nantwich; met up with some more friends - and then!!! AND THEN!!!!!That primal rythmical ritual thing all kicked off - Oh! Doc! It was SENSATIONAL!!!!!! I knew then I needed help - I called you - but you were as bemused as I was!!!!Somehow, we survived the ordeal - my Prince Regent - I mean, Darling Man, and I - (Prince Regent?? where did THAT come from??) and got home safely, with no more serious side effects than a muffled ringing in the ears.N.E.X.T. thing I know, I am being hailed as Dame President Lady Mayoress of Vibrania!!!! Before long - and let it be a matter of record - I nevvur dun nuthin'- from time to time, I am addressed as Queen of Vibrania - why only in May of this year, way up north in Bonnie Dundee, a charming, if somewhat effeminate youth, INSISTED that I sign the back of his tee shirt as just that - Queen of Vibrania!!!! You MUST help me!!!! One minute, I'm a middle aged housewife, known for copius amounts of vicarious gravitas, the N.E.X.T - I'm Queen of somewhere I've never heard of!!! I tell you - it's left me quite giddy!!As a Children of Them Colonies - one COMMANDS you to come to one's aid!!You are my only hope - if you can't help, one will have to unleash the GIANT STONE EATER........and you don't want THAT - do you, Doctor Siggy, DAHLING???Hmmphh!!!-Virstly, dat betluger doez not have ze lizenze to practice in dies forum!!(Schwein!!!) Zecondly, mein sehr geehte frau, I beleive you are zuffereing from 2 diztinct disorders Virst- et ist quite apparant zat der 70's vere very,very gut to you- do you realize das you are sprechen in colors!! Und der primary diagnozis is ,I'm afraid ,acute vambocytophrenia mania vich does have its possitive manifeztations like: 1- saving der kinder from running auber kontrolle 2-never, never diebstahl from neighbor 3-Frau nie Vandal werden 4-Frau nie abgeholzt tree 5-Frau sie machen river Der only negative raection that I can zee is growing fat from having subways Sie Zähne In which i prezcribe ezzenze of der snake der sumph, twice daily,mit sahne vich can be gotten from irhe freundliche druide. Und, uh; call me in der morgen
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Post by Catherine on Aug 20, 2009 6:30:29 GMT
catherine, leave the drink alone.... But YOU were THERE!!!!!Did you spike my drink???VAMBO ROOLOh, no!!! I've gone giddy again.........
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Post by craigiedee on Aug 20, 2009 6:36:18 GMT
Its THEM ... its NOT me ... its them fookers ... ALL of them ...
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Post by Catherine on Aug 20, 2009 18:27:58 GMT
My DEAR Doctor Siggy - but OF course I speak in colours.......and I'm surprised that you attribute that to the 70's being good............white patent knee boots? claret coloured velvet short short hot pants? How is that good?The only good thing was, that, in the city, I was a lipstick tester - that's how colour started to creep into my speechMainly,I speak in colours because my world is black and white - perhaps the odd hint of pink, a bit of a dye run in the washer, I reckon - no grey - just black and white.CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!! RUNNING WILD!!!!!!!! What HAS the world come to - one does NOT permit this behaviour in Vibrania.....I mean....erm.....you should know better than to mention CHILDREN to me, Doc, the rash will be back....Of course I never chop down trees - I'm a GIRL - that's normal - not one of your weird symptomsSTEAL? from NEIGHBOUR?? WHAT in the name of all Vibrania could one's neighbour POSSIBLY posses that one may covet.......As for your emission ........d'you know Doc Siggy.......I reckon you may just be a QUACK........and one doesn't think one ought to pay any further attention to this Freudian claptrap and horsefeathers However, once one has slipped into a comfortable robe of ermine (black and white, naturally) and donned one's at home tiara, one will be checking the Great British National Health Service web siteIf one was to confirm that you, Dr Siggy, are guilty of malpractice & jiggery pokery - not to mention chicanery and generally behaving like a CHARLATAN.........One SHALL summon the Giant Stone EaterANDThe Tomahawk KidYou have been warned DOCTOR Siggy.......the knights of the realm shall HUNT YOU DOWN clear across the Colonies.....
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Post by victor55 on Aug 21, 2009 0:16:31 GMT
My DEAR Doctor Siggy - but OF course I speak in colours.......and I'm surprised that you attribute that to the 70's being good............white patent knee boots? claret coloured velvet short short hot pants? How is that good?The only good thing was, that, in the city, I was a lipstick tester - that's how colour started to creep into my speechMainly,I speak in colours because my world is black and white - perhaps the odd hint of pink, a bit of a dye run in the washer, I reckon - no grey - just black and white.CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!! RUNNING WILD!!!!!!!! What HAS the world come to - one does NOT permit this behaviour in Vibrania.....I mean....erm.....you should know better than to mention CHILDREN to me, Doc, the rash will be back....Of course I never chop down trees - I'm a GIRL - that's normal - not one of your weird symptomsSTEAL? from NEIGHBOUR?? WHAT in the name of all Vibrania could one's neighbour POSSIBLY posses that one may covet.......As for your emission ........d'you know Doc Siggy.......I reckon you may just be a QUACK........and one doesn't think one ought to pay any further attention to this Freudian claptrap and horsefeathers However, once one has slipped into a comfortable robe of ermine (black and white, naturally) and donned one's at home tiara, one will be checking the Great British National Health Service web siteIf one was to confirm that you, Dr Siggy, are guilty of malpractice & jiggery pokery - not to mention chicanery and generally behaving like a CHARLATAN.........One SHALL summon the Giant Stone EaterANDThe Tomahawk KidYou have been warned DOCTOR Siggy.......the knights of the realm shall HUNT YOU DOWN clear across the Colonies..... Hmm...Does Dr.Siggy detect un air oof hoztility in das reply zpaze?/
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Post by Catherine on Aug 21, 2009 10:59:00 GMT
Good Morning, Doctor Siggy - I almost cannot apologise enough!! I really do feel quite quite giddy!
I checked out the Great British National Health web site........my DEAR!!! One was expected to have made an APPOINTMENT!!! Waiting in such a long line of marvellously ordinary people is quite an experience - with which one elected not to continue
Then - out of nowhere, into my head - unbidden.........wanna take away the pain? go out walking in the rain. watch the flowers go to bed - ask the man inside your head............OF COURSE!!!!!! The Faith Healer!!!!
What a MAHVELLOUS fellow - really deep and heavy with the driving primal ryhthmic stuff, so liberating!! Although he is a bit free with his hands and seems to need to lay them on one rather a lot.......and you WARNED me about that primal thing - so, I'm back, Doctor Siggy, if you'll have me
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Post by Catherine on Aug 21, 2009 19:42:32 GMT
I'm getting flashbacks to Vietnam more and more often as i get older, its quite worrying. Seflessly casting aside one's own alarming condition - WTF?? Vietnam?? You're WAY too young to have fought in Vietnam, Cave Cavey Cavester!!
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Post by victor55 on Aug 22, 2009 10:13:31 GMT
Deutschland,Deutschland über alles,,,dum, de dum dum (rrring) Hello?, Ya das is he;- vhat?? nein!, nein!, nein!! lies !, lies! all lies!!! I vas a cook in die Armee ! Das ist not me in der picture!!(click!) (Schwein !!)
Oh!! hello, zorry -Dr. Siggy did not know Someone was here...
Zo, Catherozo; meine kleine Wildblumen , of course Dr.Siggy vill continue to maintain dein care, und I do correct myzelf-I googled you und as zure as mein name ist Siggy zhere you vere officially listed az Mayoress of Vbrania!! how could Dr.Siggy make zuch a miztake??Zherefore, dhere vill be no charge und I vill give you a free copy of mein new book"Mein Kampf "its a family novel
Zo, vhats on your mind today Hmm?? come on talk to Dr.Siggy- Zock it to me,meine kleine süße wangen .....
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Post by Ginnie on Aug 22, 2009 14:49:52 GMT
You sound like you're half asleep, Herr Siggy...
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Post by Catherine on Aug 23, 2009 9:44:54 GMT
Oh, my DEAR Vittorio, Baby!! Erm....Doctor Siggy, how can I ever thank you!!! (no more emission prescriptions, thanks, all the same!!)
I'm not nearly so giddy today - but perhaps that's because we had a bit of a ding dong, last night??!!)
I see I'm still speaking in colours - but after your, although very smart, black with white & silver trim, uniform, I would have thought you would welcome colour into your brown shirt life
I find myself tum tee tumming as well, today.....is this one of yours.........Tomorrow belongs to me....la ra da, da da da is leafy and green - the stag in the forest tum tee....it's very liberating!
OH! HOLD STILL, Doctor Siggy........is that a spider on your white coat? Duh, no - silly me - it's that badge that you seem to favour.......
D'you know, I vunder, is it REALLY me zat needs ze help......?
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Post by victor55 on Aug 23, 2009 13:53:11 GMT
ya,ya,ya.. yes; danke,danke, Dr.Phil two times daily mit meals for two weeks to reach a blood level ya(click)Oh, hello dere, Catherozo,meine kleine Maikäfer Dr.Siggy is adjusting just fine danke! but back to you, mein lieber .... "I'm not nearly so giddy today - but perhaps that's because we had a bit of a ding dong, last night??!!)"[img src="[/img] i46.photobucket.com/albums/f119/spongyboy23409/dingdongs.jpg"] You know,Dr Siggy can really help you mit this. a little diet I implemented, I mean wrote many years ago in Poland...
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Post by Ginnie on Aug 23, 2009 17:34:30 GMT
Oh, my DEAR Vittorio, Baby!! Erm....Doctor Siggy, how can I ever thank you!!! (no more emission prescriptions, thanks, all the same!!)I'm not nearly so giddy today - but perhaps that's because we had a bit of a ding dong, last night??!!)I see I'm still speaking in colours - but after your, although very smart, black with white & silver trim, uniform, I would have thought you would welcome colour into your brown shirt lifeI find myself tum tee tumming as well, today.....is this one of yours.........Tomorrow belongs to me....la ra da, da da da is leafy and green - the stag in the forest tum tee....it's very liberating!OH! HOLD STILL, Doctor Siggy........is that a spider on your white coat? Duh, no - silly me - it's that badge that you seem to favour.......D'you know, I vunder, is it REALLY me zat needs ze help......? I dunno if I Siggy is really helping you, Catherine! Be careful. Did he give you a red pill, or a blue pill?
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Post by Catherine on Aug 23, 2009 18:04:09 GMT
Oh, my DEAR Vittorio, Baby!! Erm....Doctor Siggy, how can I ever thank you!!! (no more emission prescriptions, thanks, all the same!!)I'm not nearly so giddy today - but perhaps that's because we had a bit of a ding dong, last night??!!)I see I'm still speaking in colours - but after your, although very smart, black with white & silver trim, uniform, I would have thought you would welcome colour into your brown shirt lifeI find myself tum tee tumming as well, today.....is this one of yours.........Tomorrow belongs to me....la ra da, da da da is leafy and green - the stag in the forest tum tee....it's very liberating!OH! HOLD STILL, Doctor Siggy........is that a spider on your white coat? Duh, no - silly me - it's that badge that you seem to favour.......D'you know, I vunder, is it REALLY me zat needs ze help......? I dunno if I Siggy is really helping you, Catherine! Be careful. Did he give you a red pill, or a blue pill? Hi Ginnie, thanks for stepping in - I DO have my doubts about Doctor Viccy, I mean, Siggy....OMG!!! A RED pill....or a BLUE pill.....I dunno, Ginnie - I only SPEAK in colours - I LIVE and SEE in black and white.....kinda stripey, sometimes.....I'm starting to think that Doctor Siggy has a PAST......did you catch that phone conversation we weren't meant to hear...........I think it's the Doc that might need help.......I've flicked through that Mein Kampf family novel he gave me.................trust me - the Sound of Music with the Trapp Family Singers - it ain't
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Post by Catherine on Aug 23, 2009 18:07:15 GMT
ya,ya,ya.. yes; danke,danke, Dr.Phil two times daily mit meals for two weeks to reach a blood level ya(click)Oh, hello dere, Catherozo,meine kleine Maikäfer Dr.Siggy is adjusting just fine danke! but back to you, mein lieber .... "I'm not nearly so giddy today - but perhaps that's because we had a bit of a ding dong, last night??!!)"[img src=" [/img] i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff117/Londongirl37/hostess_ding_dongs_300w.jpg"] You know,Dr Siggy can really help you mit this. a little diet I implemented, I mean wrote many years ago in Poland...[/quote] Sorry, Doc - maybe the pic is in colour and I can't see it........Would that be the turnips if you're lucky in the ghetto diet?It didn't work for me - only one way - eat less and do more.........whaddya reckon Doc??
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Post by victor55 on Aug 23, 2009 23:32:58 GMT
Zhis is more zerious than Dr.Siggy thought, maybe you can only zee in black & white,I believe ze rest uf uz can zee it perfectly well, meine kleine Schweiß Brot !
but, Siggy believes zhis can be cured.. you zee it happened many years ago to a little mädchen named Dorothy; now
All you need do iz close your augen und click your heelz dreimal, und zay...
"da ist no place like Vibrania"
all ze color sholuld return
(if that doeznt verk, take 2 blue pills und call me in ze morgen)
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Post by Ginnie on Aug 24, 2009 0:18:23 GMT
Herr Siggy, I want you to post your "credentials" before I submit to your treatment. You got a diploma or somethin' like that?
And if Catherine's sight doesn't come back, I'll advise her call a lawyer (maybe Mr. Douglas of Douglas, Dee and Craig !!).
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Post by victor55 on Aug 24, 2009 23:13:14 GMT
Herr Siggy, I want you to post your "credentials" before I submit to your treatment. You got a diploma or somethin' like that? And if Catherine's sight doesn't come back, I'll advise her call a lawyer (maybe Mr. Douglas of Douglas, Dee and Craig !!). Vell, Herr Ginnster-feast your Betty Boops on zhis!![img src="[/img] i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk59/Fanucci73/suspended_license-1.jpg"] How dare du doubt Dr.Siggy!!! Harumph!!(Schwein !!)
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Post by Catherine on Aug 25, 2009 6:29:48 GMT
Oh, my!!! Such credentials, already!! oy vey - I NEVER doubted you for a MOMENT, DAHLING Doctor Siggy.......I just KNEW you were kosher.......if only I could distinguish the BLUE pills from the RED pills, I'd happily take them...... Perhaps some chicken soup......or maybe a two tone chocolate biscuit.....
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Post by Ginnie on Aug 25, 2009 22:42:13 GMT
Herr Siggy, I want you to post your "credentials" before I submit to your treatment. You got a diploma or somethin' like that? And if Catherine's sight doesn't come back, I'll advise her call a lawyer (maybe Mr. Douglas of Douglas, Dee and Craig !!). Vell, Herr Ginnster-feast your Betty Boops on zhis!![img src=" [/img] i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk59/Fanucci73/suspended_license-1.jpg"] How dare du doubt Dr.Siggy!!! Harumph!!(Schwein !!)[/quote] How can you expect me to believe it's genuine if it has no date on it?
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Post by victor55 on Aug 25, 2009 22:49:31 GMT
Oh, my!!! Such credentials, already!! oy vey - I NEVER doubted you for a MOMENT, DAHLING Doctor Siggy.......I just KNEW you were kosher.......if only I could distinguish the BLUE pills from the RED pills, I'd happily take them...... Perhaps some chicken soup......or maybe a two tone chocolate biscuit..... Zere you go, meine kleine knuddelige Bürgermeisterin never let it be zaid that Dr Siggy does not have mitgefühl ~[img src="[/img] i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk59/Fanucci73/Decorated%20images/kitkat.jpg"] ( by zhe vay,mein dear; about ze blue und red pillz Zhe blue vones are okie dokie but Zhe red; vell;zhe last one I ever gave out was to my uncle Addy,und er; zat didnt turn out zo gut...)
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