Dr Siggy
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Post by Dr Siggy on Jun 19, 2010 21:50:48 GMT
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Post by penny on Jun 19, 2010 22:13:21 GMT
Bleurgh!! Dr. Siggy, its the type of buttons in the first picture that I cannot stand. All the other's are fine. I need to lie down now, I feel rather faint.
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Post by Dr Siggy on Jun 20, 2010 1:35:48 GMT
Bleurgh!! Dr. Siggy, its the type of buttons in the first picture that I cannot stand. All the other's are fine. I need to lie down now, I feel rather faint. Please,be mein guezt poor dear-make yourzelf cumfy; Do you dezire eine pillow??[img src="[/img] i183.photobucket.com/albums/x258/Melrose-GAPP/IMG_2237.jpg"]
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Post by Catherine on Jun 20, 2010 9:27:28 GMT
Penny has found these useful when dealing with buttons, in the past.
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Post by penny on Jun 20, 2010 19:11:08 GMT
Bleurgh!! Dr. Siggy, its the type of buttons in the first picture that I cannot stand. All the other's are fine. I need to lie down now, I feel rather faint. Please,be mein guezt poor dear-make yourzelf cumfy; Do you dezire eine pillow??[img src=" [/img] i183.photobucket.com/albums/x258/Melrose-GAPP/IMG_2237.jpg"][/quote] Erm, a pillow would be lovely. Are you sure your qualified as a counsellor, Herr Doktor?
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Post by penny on Jun 22, 2010 20:46:34 GMT
You seem to have disappeared again Dr. Siggy, have you had to move on from where you were hid, um, on holiday?
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Post by Catherine on Jun 29, 2010 6:14:15 GMT
How very rude of Doktor Siggy - he's gone to fetch a pillow and disappeared.........maybe he's working with the German World Cup squad..........
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Post by caveman on Jun 29, 2010 8:32:12 GMT
How very rude of Doktor Siggy - he's gone to fetch a pillow and disappeared.........maybe he's working with the German World Cup squad.......... He's doing a bloody good job then!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Catherine on Oct 9, 2011 9:44:02 GMT
Dear Doktor Siggy, I have a friend, from the North-East of England, a canny lad, like, who shall remain nameless and the last two emails I've had from him dwell somewhat on the dreadful, ongoing curse to his beautiful, surfer blond locks.
DANDRUFF!!! he is plagued by it and fears he is longer a Bonny Lad, as it is, it's not easy being him, ya kna.......I felt sure that, even if you can't help, you might know someone who could.
I implore you to help, if you can, Doktor Siggy, no need to cast this fellow aside, just becuase he's a TART!!
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Post by Mrs Foster on Oct 9, 2011 11:02:45 GMT
Ah can help,,,,, shave aff his heid, big Geordie Pooftah needs thrown under the flairboards furra while tae bring him back tae his senses ;D
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Post by thetomahawkkid1 on Oct 9, 2011 11:07:57 GMT
aye tie him doon like.............then shave his heid
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Post by Dr Siggy on Oct 10, 2011 22:30:18 GMT
Dear Doktor Siggy, I have a friend, from the North-East of England, a canny lad, like, who shall remain nameless and the last two emails I've had from him dwell somewhat on the dreadful, ongoing curse to his beautiful, surfer blond locks.
DANDRUFF!!! he is plagued by it and fears he is longer a Bonny Lad, as it is, it's not easy being him, ya kna.......I felt sure that, even if you can't help, you might know someone who could.
I implore you to help, if you can, Doktor Siggy, no need to cast this fellow aside, just becuase he's a TART!! Eine Torte?,mein kleiner Sugar Plum?Do you mean zat dis man tinks he iz zome zort uf ein Gebäck? A paztry?? A ha ! Now Siggy underztandz vhy Volk refer to him az einen Puff Ha- Ho ha- hee-hee get zat? like einen "puff paztry"hoo-hoo-hooo !! Siggy doez luff to make zhe funny !!!...HA!! Siggy haznt lozt it!!(vell not zinze 1945 ! hee -hee -ha !! ENOUGH!! -Tell dis schweine to ztop fallink uff hiz Stuhl und getting hiz head dirty in za flairboardz, ya??
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Post by Catherine on Oct 11, 2011 6:27:25 GMT
Dear Doktor Siggy, I have a friend, from the North-East of England, a canny lad, like, who shall remain nameless and the last two emails I've had from him dwell somewhat on the dreadful, ongoing curse to his beautiful, surfer blond locks.
DANDRUFF!!! he is plagued by it and fears he is longer a Bonny Lad, as it is, it's not easy being him, ya kna.......I felt sure that, even if you can't help, you might know someone who could.
I implore you to help, if you can, Doktor Siggy, no need to cast this fellow aside, just becuase he's a TART!! Eine Torte?,mein kleiner Sugar Plum?Do you mean zat dis man tinks he iz zome zort uf ein Gebäck? A paztry?? A ha ! Now Siggy underztandz vhy Volk refer to him az einen Puff Ha- Ho ha- hee-hee get zat? like einen "puff paztry"hoo-hoo-hooo !! Siggy doez luff to make zhe funny !!!...HA!! Siggy haznt lozt it!!(vell not zinze 1945 ! hee -hee -ha !! ENOUGH!! -Tell dis schweine to ztop fallink uff hiz Stuhl und getting hiz head dirty in za flairboardz, ya?? THANKS Siggy!!! I'll suggest that he tries just that! He is a martyr to his dandruff - so I understand!!
Siggy made a real good funny too - right back on form, have you given them the slip again? erm, I mean, are you back on your travels?
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Post by Catherine on Oct 16, 2011 9:18:52 GMT
Oh, Siggy, that hasn't worked, in fact it's worse than ever - do you think if he came back to the forum it would help to cure his appalling affliction?
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Post by Catherine on Oct 17, 2011 6:48:10 GMT
Trench might be in touch Siggy - he's gonna need some downers!!! His beloved Baggies beat Wolves!!!!!
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Post by Dr Siggy on Oct 17, 2011 22:57:10 GMT
Oh, Siggy, that hasn't worked, in fact it's worse than ever - do you think if he came back to the forum it would help to cure his appalling affliction? Hmph ! Obviozly Herr die Tortepanz haz zome zort uf reziztance to za preshcribed perzcripzon; perhapz a little more streng approach iz neededHmmm mibbiezz a vist by mein Schergen uh I mean caring azzociates who are adept at za fine art uf persvazion( ein bribe?ein free makeover perhapz??)
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Post by Catherine on Oct 18, 2011 6:31:51 GMT
Oh, Siggy, that hasn't worked, in fact it's worse than ever - do you think if he came back to the forum it would help to cure his appalling affliction? Hmph ! Obviozly Herr die Tortepanz haz zome zort uf reziztance to za preshcribed perzcripzon; perhapz a little more streng approach iz neededHmmm mibbiezz a vist by mein Schergen uh I mean caring azzociates who are adept at za fine art uf persvazion( ein bribe?ein free makeover perhapz??) he does seem to have strong resistance Siggy, (you must know all about resistance, it didn't help your cause at all!!) he persists in resisting coming back on the forum, for example.
However, I think he might go for the makeover - would your Stormtroopers, erm, I mean assistants be able to help, do you think? A nip here, a tuck there, maybe even a few lowlights.....sounds like it might do the trick!! Thanks Siggy!!
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Post by Catherine on Dec 19, 2011 7:47:23 GMT
Dear Dr Siggy
You were such a great source of help and encouragement in getting me over my "colours" phase, that I'm sure you can cure my latest affliction.....I seem to have the condition known as "countdownitis"!!
Coundtowns to SAHBstock & SAHBrock and now I find mysellf doing a countdown to Christmas!! Everyone KNOWS when it'll be Christmas, they don't need a countdown!!
NEXT I'll be counting down to Chris Glen & The Outfit's gig on the Ferry (13), then the amazing Alex Harvey Memorial exhibit and all in February (a wee while yet) surely followed by the return of The Nots in March (ages yet), then it'll be tiime to start all over again for SAHBrock (months away) y'see? What am I to do??
If anyone can help, you can Dr Siggy, if only you weren't running and hiding, erm, I mean, travelling extensively, I'd feel even more confident if it was easier to contact you.
I know you'll do whatever you can.
Thanks Dr Siggy ( 3, 2, 1 - POST!!)
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Post by Dr Siggy on Dec 19, 2011 23:43:11 GMT
Dear Dr Siggy
You were such a great source of help and encouragement in getting me over my "colours" phase, that I'm sure you can cure my latest affliction.....I seem to have the condition known as "countdownitis"!!
Coundtowns to SAHBstock & SAHBrock and now I find mysellf doing a countdown to Christmas!! Everyone KNOWS when it'll be Christmas, they don't need a countdown!!
NEXT I'll be counting down to Chris Glen & The Outfit's gig on the Ferry (13), then the amazing Alex Harvey Memorial exhibit and all in February (a wee while yet) surely followed by the return of The Nots in March (ages yet), then it'll be tiime to start all over again for SAHBrock (months away) y'see? What am I to do??
If anyone can help, you can Dr Siggy, if only you weren't running and hiding, erm, I mean, travelling extensively, I'd feel even more confident if it was easier to contact you.
I know you'll do whatever you can.
Thanks Dr Siggy ( 3, 2, 1 - POST!!) Vell,Vell,mein dear Weihnachten Blume, You know Za goot doktor alvays haz das time for you, even in ziz very buzy time for me-I have lotz und lotz of Geschenke to diztribute, zere iz das new Armeestiefel und Dentalbohrer und,vell, enough uf dat.. The goot doktor haz a final zolution err, no- let me put zat anudder vay- haz der anzwer to za Fragen You muzt harnezz your ability for za countdoon; embraze it-put your "Begabung" to za goot uze; thuz:I gif you your new Glaubensbekenntnis: [img src="[/img] i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk59/Fanucci73/times-square-new-years-eve-ball-1231.jpg"] I hope you haf no fear of za heightz...
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Post by Catherine on Dec 20, 2011 7:46:54 GMT
Dear Dr Siggy
You were such a great source of help and encouragement in getting me over my "colours" phase, that I'm sure you can cure my latest affliction.....I seem to have the condition known as "countdownitis"!!
Coundtowns to SAHBstock & SAHBrock and now I find mysellf doing a countdown to Christmas!! Everyone KNOWS when it'll be Christmas, they don't need a countdown!!
NEXT I'll be counting down to Chris Glen & The Outfit's gig on the Ferry (13), then the amazing Alex Harvey Memorial exhibit and all in February (a wee while yet) surely followed by the return of The Nots in March (ages yet), then it'll be tiime to start all over again for SAHBrock (months away) y'see? What am I to do??
If anyone can help, you can Dr Siggy, if only you weren't running and hiding, erm, I mean, travelling extensively, I'd feel even more confident if it was easier to contact you.
I know you'll do whatever you can.
Thanks Dr Siggy ( 3, 2, 1 - POST!!) Vell,Vell,mein dear Weihnachten Blume, You know Za goot doktor alvays haz das time for you, even in ziz very buzy time for me-I have lotz und lotz of Geschenke to diztribute, zere iz das new Armeestiefel und Dentalbohrer und,vell, enough uf dat.. The goot doktor haz a final zolution err, no- let me put zat anudder vay- haz der anzwer to za Fragen You muzt harnezz your ability for za countdoon; embraze it-put your "Begabung" to za goot uze; thuz:I gif you your new Glaubensbekenntnis: [img src=" [/img] i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk59/Fanucci73/times-square-new-years-eve-ball-1231.jpg"] I hope you haf no fear of za heightz...[/quote] WOW!! Siggy, that's what I call a countdown........I do feel more than a little foolish now, perhaps I ought to have mentioned my fear of heights...................and deep water.............and fire..................and the dark...................and spiders.....................and rats, perhaps you could take this one step at a time...........
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