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Post by Mrs Foster on Sept 23, 2009 20:51:23 GMT
Help Dr Siggy, I have a problem with lists, you were recommended by one of your regular clients, Ginnie i think his name is..........
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Post by victor55 on Sept 24, 2009 0:22:11 GMT
Help Dr Siggy, I have a problem with lists, you were recommended by one of your regular clients, Ginnie i think his name is.......... Vell, Firzt let me say... Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome! Fremde, etranger, stranger. Gluklich zu sehen, je suis enchante, Happy to see you, bleibe, reste, stay !! Und now zhat zhe formalities are over, Mien dear Frau Foster, Ve must discuss zhat its gonna cost ya...... (Oh My Dr Siggy ish gettin gut vit the rhyming shtuff) I must be zhe poet und didnt know it !!! Ha Ha Ha Ho Ho Heeheehee!! Zhat was a kneeshlapper!!! OY!!!!!!!!!!(dont shlap zhe knees vhile holding zhe scalpel!!)
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Post by Catherine on Sept 24, 2009 6:24:08 GMT
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Or make sure you're wearing LONG leiderhosen........ ;D ;D ;D
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Post by victor55 on Sept 29, 2009 0:51:28 GMT
I,m zo lonely on der zecond page, vill noone talk to Dr Siggy ? Come on sprechen! Sie Schweinen!! err- nein, meine kleine, noch so unschuldige Völker no charge today...pretty pleaze
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Post by Ginnie on Sept 29, 2009 0:54:02 GMT
Herr Ziggy, do you exist? What do you look like?
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Post by Catherine on Sept 29, 2009 6:31:22 GMT
I,m zo lonely on der zecond page, vill noone talk to Dr Siggy ? Come on sprechen! Sie Schweinen!! err- nein, meine kleine, noch so unschuldige Völker no charge today...pretty pleaze Morgen Dok Sig!! We have an imposter on board!!!!! Claims of phsyco analysis through your favourite vegetable...........do you know this practitioner? Is he a student of yours, perhaps? I think you'd best increase your security - more watchtowers, arc lamps and big bad dogs just cant't be a bad thing!!
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Post by Catherine on Oct 1, 2009 6:25:37 GMT
Why are you on page two, Siggy.............is page two in South America?
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Post by victor55 on Oct 1, 2009 23:26:14 GMT
Why are you on page two, Siggy.............is page two in South America? Oh nein,nein mein geheimnisvoller schüchtern Seegurke ! Dr Siggy zometimes runs into zome old friends on page 2 und ve just talk about old times zhere, however, let me zay zhis du kleiner Strahl der Sonne glücklich Dr Siggy iz zo wery proud of you zhat you are sprechen nicht mehr in zhe colors!!! How did zhat happen Huh?-vell, vhats zhe anzwer ? go ahead -shpill zhe beans to Dr Siggy!Hmmm??? It vas mein thereputic zessions?? Yes??
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Post by Catherine on Oct 3, 2009 10:39:40 GMT
Well, YES - sort of!! Thank you SO much Doktor Siggy
But I think it was really the big hug from my big brother that did it -well, that put me in the pink - as you find me now and this is a good thing, for a girl, as well as an alternating stripe in a top.
THEN, I went all orange and fell into a fit of Franglais - the orange was cured the moment that Gary contracted "Orangitis" and the Franglais was all BR's fault!!
I'm fine now, really, I cannot thank you enough
Although I did notice on the picture link thread, that my post posted TWICE!!!!
Sso, I th think I mmay ha have a ss ss sspeech im im imp impe imped
sstutter sstammer - wwot nnnnnow DDDDDok Ssiggy??
Sshall I ha have to ssing Sswampssnake ffor EVER??
does the repeated image of the double "s" please the eye of Doktor Siggy...........I vunder??
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Post by victor55 on Oct 3, 2009 20:05:50 GMT
Ah, not to vorry, mein süßes kleines Stück vom Himmel. Dr Siggy know exactly zhe problemo; You zee vhen you fixed your Sprechen in zhe colors afvliction you inadvertently created und rift in der Shpace /Time Continuum causing the shutter Zo, I vill simply implement zhe Omega 13 and everting vill catch up vith itself! First however for dein protection vould you please shtep into zhis hozpital gown zhat I have provided? [img src="[/img] i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk59/Fanucci73/white-6-d-straight-jacket.gif"]
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Post by Catherine on Oct 5, 2009 6:33:04 GMT
Is it avaiable in p p p pink?
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Post by victor55 on Oct 5, 2009 23:50:41 GMT
Is it avaiable in p p p pink? Nein, but Siggy iz sure I can get you a deal for von in c c chrome...
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Post by gary on Oct 6, 2009 14:01:00 GMT
Dr Z need help ugently - threaded out or vvvvhat - !
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Post by gary on Oct 6, 2009 14:02:57 GMT
Ah that helped waz on 99 not out - and dont do cricket
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Post by victor55 on Oct 6, 2009 23:16:29 GMT
Ah that helped waz on 99 not out - and dont do cricket Ah,mein poor poor fellow;Dr Siggy feelz dein pain-If you vere to do a cricket you must have a particularly teeny tiny schraubendreher Hee hee haha! Oh- Dr Siggy threw das zinger dinger-I'm as sharp as the nacht of all zhat broken glass...
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Post by Catherine on Oct 7, 2009 6:31:14 GMT
Is it avaiable in p p p pink? Nein, but Siggy iz sure I can get you a deal for von in c c chrome... Nnno.....it mmmust be PINK!! Ja, ja! Ze gut Doktor Siggy is SO sharp...........take care not to cut yourself Doc........... ;D
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Post by Dr Siggy on Oct 9, 2009 0:03:36 GMT
[img src="[/img] i50.photobucket.com/albums/f344/norcaljuli/258_we_have_moved.jpg"] Zhats correct (how yoy zay?) Buoyz und Gurlz. Dr Siggy is once agin on der looze all by hizelf!! It vas okie dokie zharing der shpace with that nice Herr Victor (honeztly, he is a bit too right ving for me) however I need der room for expanzion!!(just a little at a time,really ) zo, ,vell thatz it I got mein own place,Verstanden?!
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Post by Catherine on Oct 9, 2009 6:18:19 GMT
[img src=" [/img] i50.photobucket.com/albums/f344/norcaljuli/258_we_have_moved.jpg"] Zhats correct (how yoy zay?) Buoyz und Gurlz. Dr Siggy is once agin on der looze all by hizelf!! It vas okie dokie zharing der shpace with that nice Herr Victor (honeztly, he is a bit too right ving for me) however I need der room for expanzion!!(just a little at a time,really ) zo, ,vell thatz it I got mein own place,Verstanden?![/quote] Happy New "Premises" Siggy - maybe you'll have more patients now, the last place was just a bit shabby!! D'you reckon that Vic fellow is a bit miffed at you going and zapped your karma??? he could be sorrreeeeee!!!!
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Post by Dr Siggy on Oct 9, 2009 13:50:41 GMT
minus von? Schwein !!!!
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Post by victor55 on Oct 9, 2009 15:31:40 GMT
INGRATE!!!
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Post by Ginnie on Oct 11, 2009 17:17:16 GMT
Dr, Ziggy! How do I explain a hefty long distance phone bill to my wife at the end of the month! Help!
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Post by Dr Siggy on Oct 11, 2009 22:38:31 GMT
Dr, Ziggy! How do I explain a hefty long distance phone bill to my wife at the end of the month! Help! Herr Ginnie, my advize to you is to do like ve did back in the day zimply blame it on zhe Bolsheviks!(und an extraordinary amount of fine Englisch beer!)
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Post by Catherine on Oct 12, 2009 6:27:04 GMT
Dr, Ziggy! How do I explain a hefty long distance phone bill to my wife at the end of the month! Help! See the Agony Aunt column......if you can explain it to ME, I'll endeavour to concoct a devious and clever - and perfectly plausible - explanation................if it helps at all, I reckon between Agony Aunt and Dr Siggy, we may also provide some form of marriage counselling.........
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Post by peterbarrow on Oct 12, 2009 14:12:21 GMT
Dr Siggy, today I went to be innoculated against the schweine flu and ze little prick hurt zo.
Mein qvestion iss, do I get him after dark or send in ze schtormtr er zolicitors ?
Ha ha ! Eine kleine Aryan funny hah ?
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Post by Catherine on Oct 12, 2009 19:18:30 GMT
Dr Siggy, today I went to be innoculated against the schweine flu and ze little prick hurt zo.
Mein qvestion iss, do I get him after dark or send in ze schtormtr er zolicitors ?Ha ha ! Eine kleine Aryan funny hah ? Ja ja!! Jarf! Jarf!!
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