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Post by Catherine on Sept 10, 2009 5:56:37 GMT
Vell,meine kleine rose pedal, Dr Siggy has given das speaking problem much thought & I have a zolution that Dr Siggy doestt normally prescibe except for wery zpecial patientz. However we vill need zome help and a few accessoires ... zuerst : I undershtand that you know a famous rock und roll person of whom you can zecure a bass verstärker Sekunden: you must also get a microphone from das famous Herr :" Schlanken Fingern " und schließlich : Dr Siggy vill require zhe help of Herr "Darling Mann Do these tasks und we vill begin zhe treatment tomorrow go ahead now- zcoot away- do zhe tasks -off you go ... ( Oh und nothing to shmoke or pop for 24 hours) But Doctor Siggy, I'm just a middle aged housewife - where will I find a rock'n'roller........ah! my big brother has a guitar - oh! but he is in Europe, however he will be here on Friday 18th I'll gather what you suggest and you can tell me what to do for thenAND!!!! What a conicidence! That same brother has extraordinarily slender fingers!!!but he's not usually allowed a microphone - just in case he sings!! - I'll find one somehow!!Darling Man will be right here, just to make sure there is no quackery involved!!So, Doc, what now??Ooo, Doctor Siggy - I'm just a little nervous!!Just in case I need to make a fast getaway!!
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Post by victor55 on Sept 10, 2009 23:16:14 GMT
Vell,meine kleine rose pedal, Dr Siggy has given das speaking problem much thought & I have a zolution that Dr Siggy doestt normally prescibe except for wery zpecial patientz. However we vill need zome help and a few accessoires ... zuerst : I undershtand that you know a famous rock und roll person of whom you can zecure a bass verstärker Sekunden: you must also get a microphone from das famous Herr :" Schlanken Fingern " und schließlich : Dr Siggy vill require zhe help of Herr "Darling Mann Do these tasks und we vill begin zhe treatment tomorrow go ahead now- zcoot away- do zhe tasks -off you go ... ( Oh und nothing to shmoke or pop for 24 hours) But Doctor Siggy, I'm just a middle aged housewife - where will I find a rock'n'roller........ah! my big brother has a guitar - oh! but he is in Europe, however he will be here on Friday 18th I'll gather what you suggest and you can tell me what to do for thenAND!!!! What a conicidence! That same brother has extraordinarily slender fingers!!!but he's not usually allowed a microphone - just in case he sings!! - I'll find one somehow!!Darling Man will be right here, just to make sure there is no quackery involved!!So, Doc, what now??Ooo, Doctor Siggy - I'm just a little nervous!!Just in case I need to make a fast getaway!!Okie Dokie, meine kleine Tasse Kuchen , Ah ya ,I zee das bass verstärker iz in place ,und das microphone is plugged... patience!! Herr Darling Mann it vill all unfold momentarily... now, meine schöne seltene Vogel , Dr Siggy vould like you to zit on der shpeaker cabinet as if you vere getting on top of a horsey.. go ahead.. get on zhe nice horsey! yes,yes right on top..; very good!!- now you just zit there zit,zit,zit.. Herr Mann, if you vould, please turn zhe bass k nob all zhe way up,as far as it goes ..ah very good.. und now my fine fellow, if you vould turn zhe treble knob all zhe way down ..oh exceptional-you follow zhe orders very well..we could have used you many years ago for zhe Beerhall Put.. oh never mind that now... und endlich , turn zhe volume knob all zhe up ... excellent!!! Ok Bass up; treble down und volume on scream Catheroso on zhe shpeaker cabinet(ya I know I said horsey) Darling Mann, if you vould please say into zhe microphone the following; (and say each letter for at least 10 zeconds for maximum effect).. " NnnnnnnnnnEeeeeeeeeXxxxxxxxxxTtttttttttttt" Do it Now!! nice und slow.... I guarentee it vill take avway all zhe colors,Catheroso Ahh lookie at zhat!! anudder happy patient!!! Dr Siggy has left zhe building....
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Post by Catherine on Sept 12, 2009 10:22:39 GMT
Oh, Doctor Siggy!!!! No-one is allowed to TOUCH Darling Man's speakers far less play horsey on them!!
Besides, they have tiny magical silver tweeter things on top......
Maybe you were right first time.......maybe it was just the seventies.......
I don't mind so much speaking in colours, it's kinda pretty it's the singing that's really tricky
red & yellow & pink & green; orange & purple & blue!
I can only sing a rainbow, sing a rainbow, Doc!!! Whatcha gonna DO??
I think I'll try some Deep Purple until Doctor Siggy is back on duty - after all,what could possibly go wrong??
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Post by Ginnie on Sept 12, 2009 13:05:13 GMT
Dr. Ziggy, I do believe she's getting worse! STop the pills! Catherine, you should go see Dr. Murphy O'Brien...
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Post by victor55 on Sept 12, 2009 15:22:24 GMT
Oh, my, my, my but you didnt follow DrSiggy's inztructions; this iz zhe problemo- Orders are orderz!!! -if more poeple would have followed zhe orders ve never would have lost zhe wa... ok I must calm down;
Dr.Siggy must agree with Herr Ginster zhis condition iz getting much vorst- Dr Siggy might have to call in a conzultant; but notjust any conzultant; one vith special abilities; Hmm. now zhere is no telephone out zhere.. how does it go??
"ippidy, bippidy boppity boo; who's the one who do that voodoo?"
hello?
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Post by Ginnie on Sept 12, 2009 16:24:37 GMT
I'd ask Murphy O'Brien to speak to ya Ziggy but he'd end up getting you drunk on Screech, kissing the cod and singing old Irish/Newfie folk songs - even have ya playin the accordion... www.geocities.com/sky_lar/nfldscreech.html
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Post by victor55 on Sept 12, 2009 23:51:45 GMT
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Post by Catherine on Sept 14, 2009 12:05:45 GMT
I hope so!!!!!
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Post by victor55 on Sept 14, 2009 23:07:16 GMT
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Post by penny on Sept 14, 2009 23:09:19 GMT
Youve got to have a karma for that Vic.
Classic!!
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Post by victor55 on Sept 14, 2009 23:11:08 GMT
Youve got to have a karma for that Vic. Classic!! ;D
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Post by Catherine on Sept 15, 2009 7:37:50 GMT
[img src=" [/img] i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk59/Fanucci73/VicDrui2d-2.jpg"] Oy Vey!! What is it Siggy?! Jumpin juniper berries man!,- I was just on my way to Ibeza for a little R&R-met this poor old bugger on the way,pished as a skunk;..kept mumbling something about sky diving.....[/quote] And Sunderland for the cup?? That's our Craigie Deee!!!!If you see him again, please bring him back safely to us and Penny's quite right - have a karma
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Post by victor55 on Sept 16, 2009 23:25:01 GMT
[img src=" [/img] i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk59/Fanucci73/VicDrui2d-2.jpg"] He's a funny dude that CD- kept bouncing back n forth between the hotel the beach .I noticed he kept spending less time in the hotel and more time on the beech as though he couldn't get his priorities right. Then he asks me for protection sos i conjure up a pit bull... sos he walks off wit the dog and I notice he spends more and more time in the hotel room ; before he left I asked if he'd been drinking; sos he says "how the fu ck do I kna mate - I jest met the dog" such an odd fellow ........
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Post by Catherine on Sept 17, 2009 6:28:28 GMT
Oh dear, Your Most High Druidness - he sounds worse than usual!! please be extra vigilantand take the greatest care of him.........in the absence of parental control!!Bugger!! My coloursare still not right - and I cannot listen to one more Deep Purple track Perhaps His Chrisness can help tomorrow
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Post by victor55 on Sept 17, 2009 23:28:05 GMT
[img src="[/img] i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk59/Fanucci73/VicDrui2d-2.jpg"] I haven't forgotten about your condition Your Fairness I'mhaving a bit of trouble collecting the correct amount of left handed spiders; in the meantime, I'd advise not listening to any Black Sabbath-We wont be able to see what your saying BTW HEY SIGGY !!can you open a window? this smoke is getting in my eyes!
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Post by Catherine on Sept 20, 2009 9:04:25 GMT
Your MOST High Druidity!! HOW can I ever thank you - LOOK - I'm in the PINK!!!!!
It seems, after all, that I just needed a Big Bad Benson type HUG from Chris
but maybe keep collecting the left handed spiders - just in case!!
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Post by victor55 on Sept 20, 2009 16:12:56 GMT
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Post by Catherine on Sept 20, 2009 17:31:01 GMT
I feel SENSATIONAL, thanks, Dr Siggy - you charlatan!!!!
Our Most High Druidnosity IS da man!! ;D and he feels FINE!!!!!! -)
but......if he goes all holistic and spiritual - will you still help, Herr Doktor???
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Post by Catherine on Sept 20, 2009 17:37:22 GMT
Almost forgot to mention - you were right about Black Sabbath
By the way, you were right about Black Sabbath.....
it's THERE - above - but you can't see it!!! Just like me and the users on line........
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Post by Catherine on Sept 20, 2009 18:45:01 GMT
It's that new fella - Gary......his cellphone provider is ORANGE and me barely cured!! How many left handed spiders do we need??
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Post by victor55 on Sept 20, 2009 22:55:33 GMT
It's that new fella - Gary......his cellphone provider is ORANGE and me barely cured!! How many left handed spiders do we need?? Ahhh,Meine kleine verloren wilde Blume,are you being pestered by zhis newbie fellow? Vell, Dr Siggyhas obzerved zhat Heir Gary isht having zhe problemo vit the shpell Czech- Vhat does one Vant if he only spricht Englisch??Ferkel!!! Now, Dr Siggy detects zhat you are harboring zome latent anger az you are now shpeeking in zhe color rotI suzpect this has zomething to do vit your brudders clothing und his diet? Dr.Siggy has obzerved that you have mentioned his outfit many times in rezent weeks und a very popular Chinese flavouring known as MSG Tell Dr Siggy; come on shpill zhe beans; lets go- sprechen!
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Post by Catherine on Sept 21, 2009 6:11:12 GMT
Bonjour Siggy!! (Mon Dieu!! maintenant je parle en francais!!! - C'est BR!!!!!!)
I think I've recovered from Gary's spell Czech problem and I think I only ecrit en rouge (bugger!) to show up against le noir (merde!) mais je ne sais pas!!
Mon frere a actually perdu some weight - Darling man assured him it wasn't noticable!! (in a caring kind of way ) and I have advised him that too much MSG is a BAD thing, so il a mange le roast bouef ici and je crois il est much improved.
he manfully resists the urge to wear his underpants as overpants - mais c'est TRES difficile.
How do I get out of this orange ..............how many left handed spiders have you got now? Could Sarge help with his Spiders on Windolene?
AU SECOURS!!!!!
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Post by victor55 on Sept 21, 2009 23:37:46 GMT
Bonjour Siggy!! (Mon Dieu!! maintenant je parle en francais!!! - C'est BR!!!!!!)
I think I've recovered from Gary's spell Czech problem and I think I only ecrit en rouge (bugger!) to show up against le noir (merde!) mais je ne sais pas!!
Mon frere a actually perdu some weight - Darling man assured him it wasn't noticable!! (in a caring kind of way ) and I have advised him that too much MSG is a BAD thing, so il a mange le roast bouef ici and je crois il est much improved.
he manfully resists the urge to wear his underpants as overpants - mais c'est TRES difficile.
How do I get out of this orange ..............how many left handed spiders have you got now? Could Sarge help with his Spiders on Windolene?
AU SECOURS!!!!! Mon frere a actually perdu some weightZo, Dr.Siggy doez not think zhis is a zerious problemo, afterr all, you're frere has been known to have zhe "large frame- meh- dah! Ahh ha ,ha ,ha ,hee ,hee! yet anudder funny from Dr Siggy!!(Ho-Ho! I'm as vitty as the day we all took an organized stroll thru Le Arc De Triomphe!!!)Zhe Docktor has left zhe little posty box!!
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Post by gary on Sept 22, 2009 7:37:26 GMT
Dr Zig and Drue
My body's feelin' bad and it's the only one I have I want to take away my pain without smoking ' in the rain.
Can use boys give me advice on how to take away the pain from givin up me tabs - So far 3hrs and goin mental
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Post by victor55 on Sept 23, 2009 0:02:27 GMT
Dr Zig and Drue My body's feelin' bad and it's the only one I have I want to take away my pain without smoking ' in the rain. Can use boys give me advice on how to take away the pain from givin up me tabs - So far 3hrs and goin mental (RRRrring) Hellooo?? Ya this might be him; yes, Yes zhats correct ; I ordered zome duct tape ya; zhe copper vire und zhe 12 wolt car batterey; did you remember the ammonium hydroxide? AH wery gut! tomorrow ? wundervoll!! (clik) Oh Hello Herr Gary Dr Siggy didnt zee you dere- (Just a minute) [img src="[/img] i347.photobucket.com/albums/p466/everhopeful1/wea01_e0.gif"] Ahh! How Dr Siggy doez luff his cigars Now zhen Yes I was just ordering some (Ahem,) medical zupplies for your ztop shmoking treatmentz, vhich we can commenze beginning tomorrow Yes yes I know Dr Siggy isht zhe man! Go ahead you may thank Dr Siggy later(zhe cash only) go ahead , praise Dr Siggy! do it; do it now!!
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