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Post by victor55 on Aug 25, 2009 22:54:59 GMT
Vell, Herr Ginnster-feast your Betty Boops on zhis!![img src=" [/img] i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk59/Fanucci73/suspended_license-1.jpg"] How dare du doubt Dr.Siggy!!! Harumph!!(Schwein !!)[/quote] How can you expect me to believe it's genuine if it has no date on it? [/quote] Und az for you Herr Shmartie pantzen- I'll have you know zat the date iz under the right ving!!Ha! ha!! ha! Ho! ho! Uncle Siggy made ze funny!!!!!!!!!!! Ahh I am just to zexy for mein shirt!!
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Post by Catherine on Aug 26, 2009 6:20:50 GMT
Oh, my!!! Such credentials, already!! oy vey - I NEVER doubted you for a MOMENT, DAHLING Doctor Siggy.......I just KNEW you were kosher.......if only I could distinguish the BLUE pills from the RED pills, I'd happily take them...... Perhaps some chicken soup......or maybe a two tone chocolate biscuit..... Zere you go, meine kleine knuddelige Bürgermeisterin never let it be zaid that Dr Siggy does not have mitgefühl ~[img src=" [/img] i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk59/Fanucci73/Decorated%20images/kitkat.jpg"] ( by zhe vay,mein dear; about ze blue und red pillz Zhe blue vones are okie dokie but Zhe red; vell;zhe last one I ever gave out was to my uncle Addy,und er; zat didnt turn out zo gut...)[/quote] Ooooo the temptation!!!! The biscuit went down a treat - thanks Dr Siggy - I may feel better already!!I'm meeting with my friend, she's got a hole in her stocking - but she keeps on rocking - later today. Thought we'd take a walk along Action Strasse.I'll get her to tell me which pill is the blue one - don't want to end up like your dear old uncle Addy - did you have an auntie Eva??
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Post by Ginnie on Aug 26, 2009 20:46:28 GMT
I think Herr Siggy is a bit mean to me. Maybe its his weird humour...
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Post by caveman on Aug 27, 2009 8:10:05 GMT
I'm getting flashbacks to Vietnam more and more often as i get older, its quite worrying. Seflessly casting aside one's own alarming condition - WTF?? Vietnam?? You're WAY too young to have fought in Vietnam, Cave Cavey Cavester!!Yeah that's the worry, i was never there!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D (or was I/, maybe its a government conspiracy to brainwash me!!) I also felt i was a wee bit paranoid.
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Post by Catherine on Aug 27, 2009 15:18:08 GMT
Seflessly casting aside one's own alarming condition - WTF?? Vietnam?? You're WAY too young to have fought in Vietnam, Cave Cavey Cavester!! Yeah that's the worry, i was never there!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D (or was I/, maybe its a government conspiracy to brainwash me!!) I also felt i was a wee bit paranoid. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D You are SUCH a tottie!! ;D
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Post by Catherine on Aug 27, 2009 16:09:20 GMT
Oh, Doctor Siggy!! I don't think I'm any better - I'm still giddy from that ding dong the other night, although I did have a nice day out with that friend I mentioned, you know, she has a hole in her stocking and she keeps on rocking?There we were, having a walk down Action Strasse, minding our own affair - looking for a machine to wash my jeans in, actually and some new Christmas lights - they didn't work at all last year - anyway, we took a break, for a peppermint shake and who should we see but Jenny and Delilah!! They're a RIGHT pair of ballerinas in the sky!!Luckily that Isobel Goudie wasn't with them, she was probably off with mad Miranda, hunting alligator along with Amos Moses - man, does he like his food!!! Sadly disabled, poor chap!!Anyway - we paid for our drinks with money honey, gave our compliments to the chef and left the study through the French window.WHEN.........two policemen grabbed me - and I'm unaware - they said "do you know that quackster Doctor Siggy"? so I said "if you don't put me on trial, then why don't you turn me loose?"Just one glimpse of the cats with the rubber hoses was enough - I said "why, sure!" They said "he's the Kraut that we've been looking for!"Honest Doctor Siggy, I never said nothing.........do you believe me?Or do you believe THEM? Oh, Doctor Siggy, what shall I do - I wanted to go to London and they put me off at Crewe!!!I see no improvement in my lamentable condition, I have weights made of lead hanging on my heart - was the hope of a cure just an impossible dream?Help me Doctor Siggy!!!!! When I was young, so much younger than today, I never needed anybody's help in any way - but now Doctor Siggy........ help me - oooooooooo!.......
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Post by Ginnie on Aug 27, 2009 19:42:17 GMT
I don't think Herr Siggy can help you - you need the big guns....
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Post by Catherine on Aug 27, 2009 22:31:51 GMT
I don't think Herr Siggy can help you - you need the big guns.... Are you changing your mind AGAIN, Doctor Siggy???Why, you could be Dottore Giuseppe!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by victor55 on Aug 27, 2009 23:47:52 GMT
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Post by Ginnie on Aug 27, 2009 23:58:59 GMT
...just when Catherine was starting to see some colours... hmmmfffff...
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Post by Catherine on Aug 28, 2009 12:06:53 GMT
OH! Oh, dear! Doctor Siggy has shut up shop! I only popped by to tell him the tale of the giant stone eater and how much better I seem to be today......I reckon, just maybe, the blue pill worked!! I'm going to try the other part of his prescription now...... There's no place like VibraniaThere's no place like VibraniaThere's no place like VibraniaIt's working!!!! The colours are fading!! Thanks Doctor Siggy! Thanks Sir Gin Ginnie McGinster, Honorary Scot of Topsail Colony and Knight, Defender of the Realm of Killbear Kingdom SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW
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Post by victor55 on Aug 30, 2009 14:43:18 GMT
Hello Everybody!! It is I, Dr Siggy- due to ze circumztanzes beyond mein control; vell, lets zay I had to find a more dezcreet office.. [img src="[/img] i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii222/severianos/West%20Virginia/yes_were_open.jpg"] So............. Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome! Fremde, etranger, stranger. Gluklich zu sehen, je suis enchante, Happy to see you, bleibe, reste, stay. Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome Im Dr Siggy, au Dr Siggy, to Dr Siggy's Meine Damen und Herren, Mesdames et Messieurs, Ladies and Gentlemen! Guden Abend, bon soir, We geht's? Comment ca va? Do you feel good? I bet you do! Ich bin euer Confrecier; je suis votre compere... I am you host! Und sagen Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome Im Siggy, au Dr Siggy, to Siggy's Bring your troubles Inside !Zo - life is disappointing?Siggy vill help you Forget it!We have no troubles here! Here life is beautiful...The drugs are beautiful...Even the colors is beautiful!
You see? I told your the colors is beautiful! Zo , let me wash your vindows, let me clean avay zhe zin I wanna be the medicine man, and I won't do you wrong !!! Zhe Doctor iz IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Catherine on Aug 30, 2009 19:48:17 GMT
Oy Vey!! Doctor Siggy DAHLING!!!! You're BACK!!
What good is sitting alone your room Come, here the music play, Life is a cabaret, old chum; Come to the cabaret......
pzzzzt!! PPPPZZZZT! Doktor Siggy - I zink I need MORE of ze leedle blue pills..........i vanna tek a walk, I vanna tek a valk..........
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Post by victor55 on Aug 30, 2009 23:23:09 GMT
My dear Catherozo.. because you said....words to me....tenderly; go to 90210 Action Strasse und ask fro Manny, Moe Und Jack: [img src="[/img] i94.photobucket.com/albums/l104/Runskaper/Blue-Man-Group.jpg"] Zey makenze das pills!! tell zhem Siggy zent you;..zhe password iz "Und Siggy played guitar"... but, I caution you-The mobs in town und das guns are out...
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Post by Catherine on Aug 31, 2009 8:50:34 GMT
Oh, Doctor Siggy - what was that address again?I'm sure these aren't the right people at all!!
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Post by Catherine on Aug 31, 2009 17:04:45 GMT
That talcum powder MUST smell REALLY good!!
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Post by victor55 on Sept 3, 2009 0:09:48 GMT
Ya-, Ya, yes,yes,yes; You zee; Dr Siggy told you it vould turn out okie dokie...Zo -you von't be needing zhe dental tools afterall? ya -gut nacht(click)It was that krazy victor55 again... zomething about zhe blue pills und he almost lost his ginnie.... Hmmm...muzt be an Italian drug cartel... .. Anyvay, Zhe Doctor is in; may I help you??? [img src="[/img] i148.photobucket.com/albums/s7/nami_sweet/cheshire.gif"] BZW-Do you like mein new logo?
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Post by Ginnie on Sept 3, 2009 2:11:24 GMT
Ya-, Ya, yes,yes,yes; You zee; Dr Siggy told you it vould turn out okie dokie...Zo -you von't be needing zhe dental tools afterall? ya -gut nacht(click)It was that krazy victor55 again... zomething about zhe blue pills und he almost lost his ginnie.... Hmmm...muzt be an Italian drug cartel... .. Anyvay, Zhe Doctor is in; may I help you??? [img src=" [/img] i148.photobucket.com/albums/s7/nami_sweet/cheshire.gif"] BZW-Do you like mein new logo?[/quote] I think your logo is an accurate statement of the facts, Dr. Ziggy. Maybe you can help me draw portraits. I've even tried drawing them upside down but still no luck.. Do you think I just need practice?
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Post by Ginnie on Sept 3, 2009 2:13:13 GMT
Ya-, Ya, yes,yes,yes; You zee; Dr Siggy told you it vould turn out okie dokie...Zo -you von't be needing zhe dental tools afterall? ya -gut nacht(click)It was that krazy victor55 again... zomething about zhe blue pills und he almost lost his ginnie.... Hmmm...muzt be an Italian drug cartel... .. Anyvay, Zhe Doctor is in; may I help you??? [img src=" [/img] i148.photobucket.com/albums/s7/nami_sweet/cheshire.gif"] BZW-Do you like mein new logo?[/quote] Just noticed that if I stare at the blue text in your post with my glasses on they become three dimensional. Is that some trick?
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Post by victor55 on Sept 3, 2009 23:17:56 GMT
Ya-, Ya, yes,yes,yes; You zee; Dr Siggy told you it vould turn out okie dokie...Zo -you von't be needing zhe dental tools afterall? ya -gut nacht(click)It was that krazy victor55 again... zomething about zhe blue pills und he almost lost his ginnie.... Hmmm...muzt be an Italian drug cartel... .. Anyvay, Zhe Doctor is in; may I help you??? [img src=" [/img] i148.photobucket.com/albums/s7/nami_sweet/cheshire.gif"] BZW-Do you like mein new logo?[/quote] Just noticed that if I stare at the blue text in your post with my glasses on they become three dimensional. Is that some trick? [/quote] Nein,nein Herr Ginster, zhere is no trick; It must be mein new air freshener I got it from Zhe new I.G.Farben catalog... [img src="[/img] i347.photobucket.com/albums/p466/everhopeful1/wea01_e0.gif"]
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Post by victor55 on Sept 5, 2009 22:23:00 GMT
Nothing new here; Dr Siggy just refuses to beon the zecund page!!
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Post by Catherine on Sept 6, 2009 0:34:49 GMT
This eveningwe met Trenchfor the first time - does Doctor Siggy thinkwe'll need therapy? Help Doc - my spaces have gone squiffy!! can I smell gas??
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Post by Catherine on Sept 9, 2009 12:00:39 GMT
Just keeping you top of the pops, Doc Sir Peter of Yonder Barrow and The Enchanted Quill seems to think that I may have run out of blue pillscan you suggest anyone else besides those odd blue people from whom I may get a top up?And I note that my colour speak is back - perhaps another cure is called for??? ;D No, really! My teeth are all mine and just fine, thankyou ;D
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Post by victor55 on Sept 10, 2009 0:13:40 GMT
Vell,meine kleine rose pedal, Dr Siggy has given das speaking problem much thought & I have a zolution that Dr Siggy doestt normally prescibe except for wery zpecial patientz.
However we vill need zome help and a few accessoires ...
zuerst : I undershtand that you know a famous rock und roll person of whom you can zecure a bass verstärker
Sekunden: you must also get a microphone from das famous Herr :" Schlanken Fingern "
und schließlich : Dr Siggy vill require zhe help of Herr "Darling Mann
Do these tasks und we vill begin zhe treatment tomorrow
go ahead now- zcoot away- do zhe tasks -off you go ...
( Oh und nothing to shmoke or pop for 24 hours)
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Post by Ginnie on Sept 10, 2009 0:22:13 GMT
oh, Ziggy, oh Ziggy... That's not right!
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